Give me skinny vagina, fat vagina, old vagina and young vagina. White girl vaginas pulsate, black vaginas are cool and tight, while Asian vaginas are full of delight. Hairy or shaved and all points in between, an unwelcome vagina, is yet to been seen. For vaginas make the world a much happier place. I kept calm through the lockdowns with 3 for my face. A source of income for pimps, and pornstars; pornographers and prostitutes even get cars.

In today’s world what’s under a girl’s dress, may fail to impress, when finding a pole while expecting a hole. For years we’ve heard songs about the sexy girl, the woman in red, the hottie in one’s bed but we need more songs to praise the velvety tunnel, the twat,the vagina, the squeaky clean slit, the origin of the world, the wet spot ‘neath the clit.

On the other hand everyone hates a cunt

Very often a cunt owns a vagina. But not all cunts are even female, since society has created the antisocial, self absorbed misfits that exemplify cunts. Therefore, being a cunt is a social construct no different than blue hair or believing that Mc Awful is nutritious and anyone pointing out your fat ass is invading your right to a safe space. So a cunt is a social construct or more accurately it’s a social disease.

Feminists seem to believe that vaginas need to be more masculine, and therefore no man should be allowed to enter a vagina because even an under-endowed penis sets the bar too high. I suspect that their “no penis allowed” policy is the reason that many men have taken to building their own vagina. And not out of rubber, but using the flesh of their own scrotum. It’s of course the man-made vagina and man-made woman that have left me with a cunt of a problem. A serious cunt that’s trying to fuck me in the ass.

A beautiful woman walked into my office looking to make porn videos. However, when she took off her clothes she had a penis where her vagina should be. It turns out that she’s doing porn in order to buy a vagina and get rid of her penis. Her story is a sad one, after having paid for a new face, having a rib removed, a vocal cord shaved and a set of tits, she ran out of money to pay for the one thing that she wanted the most, a vagina.

I assure everyone that I’m not a bigot in any way. My only prejudices and intolerance are purely based on money exchange rates and I’ll film a chick with a dick just as quick as I’ll film a double X chromosome female. However, that’s not heterosexual porn and even surprise penis is its own genre. So I truly wanted to film the woman but she wanted to be treated as a biological female and only do hetero fuck films.

In my best effort to help the woman with her vaginal expenses I offered her work in both a blow bang and bukkake video. My only request was that she leave her skirt on. (I would have said just the panties but her cock was just too big) But nope, she wanted to be on her back and get fucked in the ass just like any other female. So she has gotten a lawyer and now is suing me.

Oh well, as the French would say, C’est la vie.

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So there’s some congressman named John Joyce M.D. and in 2021 a name like “John Joyce” just confuses the hell out of me. Now is J.J. a guy or a girl or something in between? I honestly have no clue, but I’m going to guess that the M.D. is short for Medical Doctor and not Mad Dictator. To be honest I feel pretty confident saying that because J.J. has introduced a new initiative that would protect access to historical literature which includes Dr. Seuss.

The “GRINCH” (Guarding Readers Independence and Choice) Act is supposed to protect classic authors whom Woke Cancel Culture has deemed as being offensive. The goal is to stop taxpayer money from going into the pockets of bureaucrats that attempt to censor children’s literature and determine what they’re allowed to read.

Well… If they’re censoring Dr. Seuss and Pepé Le Pew for racism, then pornographers are fucked and not in a good way. I mean there goes the entire interracial line up of videos because no one wants to see a romantic love making scene involving a little white blonde girl and black megasaurus. What the consumer wants to see is a dark skinned horse cock rip open tiny pale skin pussy. Actually the video will be a block buster If the black stud looks like he just served 10 years for armed robbery and the porn chick sounds like her father was a grand poobah in white supremacy.

As for Pepé Le Pew… I made an entire career for myself by insulting the French! I was the program director of Le Beverley and created in house artcore porn. Therefore, I can confidently say that they do act like horny skunks and that many of them smell bad! I mean French culture is eating raw meat, snails and smoking like a chimney. How am I supposed to pay my bills when the Woke Warriors won’t allow me to film snooty high class French women getting fucked on the hood of a car by a group of homeless Parisian Arabs in the Bois de Vincennes?

Then I’m left to ask, will the Woke War stop at racism? How about misogyny ? Politicians have already passed laws making us use condoms, are we going to get censored for calling a porn girl a dumb fucking cunt? Are we also going to have to “ask for permission” on video before we’re allowed to smack her in the mouth and rodeo fuck her? How about ass-to-mouth becoming illegal?

Please Woke people have some compassion! We pornographers are people too and most of us voted for Biden. Despite that many of us don’t understand what transgenderism is or how it works, we don’t discriminate against them. Let’s face facts, videos with men that have big fake tits make great money. And think about all those cuckold videos that we make too. You can’t get more anti-white male than having some ginormous black man fuck the hell out of his wife who laughs at how useless her man’s tiny white pee pee is.

I’m begging the World Woke Association to please give us a chance because we’re your allies. We’ll produce videos titled, BLM (Black Lesbos Matter) and ANTIFA (Any Time Fucking Assholes). I’ll even personally start a crowd funding campaign to produce a video of the Orange Man getting anally raped by blue hair feminists. All we want is a chance to prove our loyalty to you.

ps. Just in case you’re wondering, artcore porn is a fuck film with some moral angst about how unfair society is. In my movies it meant French women that felt guilty about being a Marie-couche-toi-là and occasionally it was an Algerian women getting DP’d during the adhaan.

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