I was 22 the first time I woke up in the morning without a ranging boner. For as long as I could remember, my dick would be standing at attention, even before I had opened my groggy eyes. and yet there I was, wide awake with panic convincing me that I somehow broke my cock. A week from hell ensued, as I ran around to doctors determined to figure out what was wrong with me since “Oscar” wasn’t coming out to play. The more I worried, the more he just laid there, limp and lifeless. Finally, a hot piece of female ass crossed in front of my car and suddenly blood started to flow in to him again. So being the good pervert that I am, I pulled in behind a building and put my cock to work. I spewed so hard that I hit my rear view mirror. (I wasn’t aiming)

In the days after I went on a sex crazed bender. I fucked girls my age, old women, skinny women, fat women and married women in front of their spouses. If they were female and willing to screw, I screwed them. No booze, no drugs, no Viagra, no questions… nothing but me, Oscar and whatever lucky lady that crossed my path. My cock ain’t the smallest or the biggest but he is the proudest! Which is part of the reason in the years to follow I put him to use professionally.

Guys are always trying to get into porn, and I make it very clear that it’s not going to happen unless they bring a woman with them. Also, if I am their entry point into the jizz biz, I don’t pay for the first scene. And if the guy fails to get wood, then it’s my cock that goes in his girl, so the footage can be used. After-all I have the equipment, the contacts and the know how to make real porn, and I’m not doing it for the betterment of society; this is my living, I’m providing the opportunity and my time is money, so the least I can get is a scene for my trouble.

A 20 year old guy pestered the hell out of me for a month about becoming a pornstar. To be fair, I did everything to discourage the kid because the era of perverted video rebels pretty much came to an end by 2008. Today’s so-called sex warriors have never fucked like we fucked and they’ll never enjoy the rebellious notoriety that we enjoyed. But in today’s generation of Only Fuckers online, no previous generation of men were ever as fucked in the head.

He manages to bring me a hot piece of ass female and she’s ready to do everyone and everything. Plus the young man whips his dick out at me and I’m impressed, there’s a good 10 inches of meat hanging between his legs. Well, I’m not about to wait around and I grab my camera to film some screwing. But everything goes to shit real fast because Mr. Hung can’t get an erection. Under normal circumstances, this is no big deal, because I put the camera on a tripod and screw his girlfriend. Only it turns out that he almost never gets an erection, (Now he tells me). What he would prefer is to suck my dick while she fists his ass. Whoaa, hang on a minute dude, wrong genre. I’m old school and I’m not interested in men. The whore in me probably has a price for that, but this was NOT the opportunity I was offering the young wannabe stud.

Well, I end up doing his woman while he sits in my living room playing with his phone. I feel bad for Joe Softie, and don’t want to be an asshole, so I offer him a scene as a bottom in a gay video. But he refuses, thinks I am a bigger asshole now than before I offered, because he believes he is heterosexual. Now I’m perplexed, his pecker doesn’t work, he likes sucking cock and taking a fist in his ass but he doesn’t consider himself gay or bisexual. So I’m wondering, if making porn is going to get easier because I can just film whatever and it won’t matter what genre it is? Or, is it going to get more difficult because there are going to be a trillion different genres of sex that I’m going to have to learn to identify?

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