I gave up television for Lent and this might be the best entertainment I’ve had in awhile. “I’m going to bust that mother fucking cunt’s teeth.” Just then a full coffee cup flies out the office door and splatters on the opposing wall and gleefully I fold my arms and watch the show. Whatever the situation was, it wasn’t my problem and that made it entertaining.

“You get that bitch on the phone and tell her she has 15 minutes to get her god damn crack whore fucking ass in here and suck Hamilton’s cock.” With a sigh, I think to myself, it looks like my girl is flaking, but it’s good to hear the coach pulling for me.

30 minutes pass and still no girl, so I flirt with the receptionist. “How would you like to earn some quick money? It should only take about 15 minutes or so?” I asked her. The office girl is kind of cute but it came as no surprise when she said “No.” Still, she giggled and asked to look inside my pants. A moment later, big mouth enters the room to tell me he has to re-book my blowjob.

“Hamilton you know I think the world of you and I consider you one of my closest friends.”

I raise an eyebrow at this comment because I overheard him tell his production manager I was only life support for a penis and that he should have no problem talking me into re-booking. Four years ago when I first entered this office I might have simply smiled and said, “no problem.” Today I’m carefully considering my next course of action.

This big mouth asshole has known about me for several years and never once called. Second, he tired to get me to agree to do the BJ for $25.00 and bitched when I wouldn’t. Third, after having to listen to his big mouth, I at least want something to show for it. “Fine we can re-book but I want a kill fee.” I notice his jaw drop along with the room’s collective IQ.

“No one gets a fucking kill fee for a Blow Job… Get OUT OF HERE! I thought you were a cool guy, but now I see your just another fucking cocksucker.”

This guy hasn’t really put food on my table so I decide to push the issue. I calmly respond, “No I’m the suckee, the sucker flaked and now I want a kill fee. After all I still have to pay for gas.” Just as he was fumbling for words a young girl walks in the door looking to get on talent file. Quickly I jump on the opportunity. “Honey, how would you like to suck my cock?” She’s a pro and jumps at the chance for some extra coin. Once again, I, Hamilton Steele, save the day.

Fuck damn, this little girl is good. My mind was racing, “Oh yes, she’s sucking my balls. Oookaaay relax and keep control, it’s not time to blow your load. FUCK! Think of an obese naked grandmother. Wait ! that’s too much… don’t want to loose wood. Ahh, that’s better, I got it back, close on! Fuck this little slut knows how to suck cock.”

“Hey Hammy, it looks like you’re enjoy that. I bet you didn’t know she learned her technique from her father,”
Big mouth director was back. So much for enjoying the moment, this just became work again. I swear if he ever calls again; premium rates. Oh well, I have got to get this girl’s number and book her for a full scene with me. I mean, holy shit look at the tits on her. I wonder if she will let me eat her pussy right now, I think I’ll try. “Oooh she is parting her legs…. AND SHE WANTS TO 69. JACK POT!” I was enjoying my job again.

“Alright everyone shut up and let me concentrate.” I just need a minute of silence and stillness in order to pop and if this fucking camera man moves again I’m going to stuff my cock up his nose. Big mouth is pacing back and forth, “We ain’t got all day,” he said.

“Mother fucker, acted like I’ve been jerking off for an hour and it hasn’t even been 2 minutes”. This guy really gets on my nerves. The cameraman then moves yet another time and looks at the director again.

“I heard you never take more than 90 seconds to pop and I’m counting almost 3 minutes.”

What the fuck I’ve seen alleged ‘A’ talent males stroking it for almost 15 minutes on set and no one says a damn word to them. What is his problem? This director needs his ass kicked and I yell back. “Look Pillsbury doughboy, if you shut up and your cameraman picks a spot, I’ll finish this real fast.”

He grunts back and leaves the room and finally the cameraman stops dancing around. I decided to be an asshole and start to count down from 10. “10, 9, 8, …3,2,1.. Arrgghhh!!” Oh shit, I got her in the eye! The poor girl flinches and swears at me, it was the one place she didn’t want me to get her. However the director from hell appears to have enjoyed the show. On the other hand, I’m apologetic to her.

“Pause for a few more stills,” cameraman has the same hard time taking stills like he did video. I decide to come to my co-worker’s rescue, “Hurry up her eye is burning. You have more stills than you need.” He clicks once more and agrees. With a sigh of relief, I realize the shoot is over and I have a paycheck to collect.

“You know Hamilton, you are top-notch talent and I’ll shoot you again whenever I have something. But next time can you do better on the rate? You know we don’t make much money off these videos.”

I smile the game is over but in so many other ways its just begun, so I respond accordingly “Sure, just catch me on a day that I don’t have much planned. And please don’t let anyone know how good of a deal you get me for. I’m sorry if I was a bit abrasive earlier.” I stop and think to myself, that I’m a liar but I accomplished everything I set out to do today. I got sucked off by a hot little girl and got paid for it. Some parts of my career can be really crappy, but I still think the benefits are great.

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