My own mother was a baby-boomer, the original “Me” generation. A complicated personality mixture of “I am woman hear me roar” and narcissism topped off with overwhelming fear of being alone or going anywhere she didn’t know. While I don’t remember ever seeing her toke up, the accounts of her cannabis pregnancy were never a secret. Neither was the fact that I was that horrible child who had invaded her womb. At birth my close set eyes and pointed ears made me look like a demon child; Satan’s baby in the flesh, as my mother said about the first time she saw me. She even bitched that my arrival was ill timed. She was having her day, a baby shower, when ahead of schedule I decided to change her plans.

Having children has always meant changing your plans. In my case (and I suspect that in this regard, I am not an isolated incident), my mother’s cannabis pregnancy began at conception. According to those who knew her, my mom got pregnant after getting high with my father. I’ll never know if she had any long-term intentions that fateful night when she set her eyes on my hulking dad, but they did marry before I was born. I remember my mom walking down the street wearing an 80s tube top with her ass hanging out of her shorts while carrying a case of beer on her hip and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. She was crude in her speech and vulgar in her dress, which only added to my problems at school. I had learning disabilities and her appearance did nothing to improve the attitudes of my teachers towards me. My school record was set as problematic and by the time she adopted the ways of a prude after my father’s untimely death, I was being shunted around to social workers and doctors who tried everything to quell my willful spirit.

I can’t say that it all was because of her cannabis pregnancy. The one thing that scientists agree on is that in light of the illicit nature of cannabis use in past studies, was the unreliability of self reporting a cannabis pregnancy. We know the affects of alcohol consumption and cigarettes on the unborn as these substances have long been legally available. Is it really too much to choose the side of caution when it comes to a cannabis pregnancy? Least we forget that cigarettes once had their day, promoted as calming and safe by Doctors. Along with the push to legalize cannabis, has been a cultural white washing of this drug, as calm inducing, the peaceful drug, the happy pill, etc, when if anything it is the I’m too stoned to care intoxicant. Maybe it’s an attitude that pot smoking parents bring to parenting, maybe it’s the drug itself that causes irreparable harm, maybe it’s a combination of factors. We may never know, but shouldn’t your child be given every advantage from the beginning? Wouldn’t it be nice to know that your parents cared enough about your arrival to forgo some ‘party-time’ or ‘me-time” to assure your well being?

In a culture that has adopted Cannabis as a safe, and harmless drug, the potential problems should be addressed. With the widespread availability of edibles and lotions and other means to increase THC consumption we should soon be able to get reliable data. In an environment which does not judge the mother for its use, we may soon have a measure with more exacting accuracy the true prevalence and effects of THC consumption on fetal development…too bad it will be too late for those it affects.

So if you are having a baby or around someone who is, do what you can to prevent a cannabis pregnancy, because until the data is calculated, I am living proof that the effects can be disastrous.

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There are times when I really miss the Los Angeles porn valley. It’s things like the Lamplighter, the Tuxford house and the availability of talent that really make me nostalgic for the place. I can always find a new favorite restaurant and a new location for filming but good porn talent is difficult to find, especially male talent. The biggest problem finding quality men is the lack of testosterone.

It’s always the soy!

Guys, what the fuck happened to you? Is it the lack of fathers in your childhood? Has the female owned and operated public education system made you weak by sharing your feelings? Did I wake up one morning in an alternative universe where everyone born with a penis dreams of growing tits and prefers to wear panties? OR…. Maybe it’s the damn soy products and plastic that are turning so many of us effeminate!

In 1973, the average man’s sperm count was 99 million sperm per milliliter and By 2011, the average ejaculate had 47 million sperm per milliliter. (cf. Brink of a fertility crisis) At this rate the majority of men will be sterile by 2045. It’s not a joke when I say that today’s 40 year old man might be the last generation that can impregnate a woman without the use of a petri dish and a lab technician

There have been several studies, investigating the effects of our diet on testosterone levels. One group drank soy protein isolate for less than 2 month full months and still showed decreased testosterone levels.(1) Just imagine what an entire adolescence of consuming this stuff is doing to our men! Soy is high in phytoestrogens, which are substances that mimic the effects of estrogen in humans and may reduce testosterone.(2) Another study done using rats showed that consuming those phytoestrogens significantly decreased testosterone levels and prostate weight.(3)

There is also the problem of all the plastic crap we have in the world destroying masculinity building testosterone. Increased urinary levels of endocrine-disrupting phthalates, found in flexible pastic and some personal-care products, are associate with significant declines in testosterone levels in men. (Journal of Clinical Endocrinology & Metabolism)

.Now on my sets these soyboys often show up with a girl hoping to get into porn. Personally I don’t care about someone’s politics, and when I film I’m more concerned about how the woman looks than the guy. So I don’t really care if her boyfriend can be a pasty under or overweight neckbeard as long as he’s got a decent sized prick and can screw. But soyboys ALL seem to either lose interest or just outright fail. One of them even went as far as to ask me if he could suck my cock, to get himself hard!

Now, any male talent can have a bad day, myself included. But any man that wants to make heterosexual porn needs to be masculine. That means that he likes sticking his cock in as many vaginas as he can. Great male talent is no better than a dog looking to mount any bitch in heat that he can find: and he is always looking for the next conquest. On set, the brain takes the backseat, while the dick goes on autopilot, drilling and filling whatever slut is put in front of him

So here’s my advice to save men and the reproductive future of the human race.

First, get into a gym and start lifting weights. Lift them 3-5 times a week and keep trying to lift increasingly heavier weights. Next, get rid of the soy products and the plastic bottles and eat some red meat and drink milk. Lastly at least once a month go out on a Saturday night and drink either beer or whiskey then puke on a feminist’s shoes. Trust me that nothing boasts your testosterone like body building and vomiting toxic masculinity on ugly feminazis

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