It’s becoming difficult to keep your kids away from pornographers because we live in a pornified world. There are many roads that lead to a my door, and they run the whole gambit from drug abuse to thrill seekers. However, these days, the most common porn slut maker is what I call ghost parents. Ghost parents are physically in their child’s life but they have little or no substantial interaction with their kids. The ghost parent might even work hard to provide for the physical needs of their children, but in doing so their emotional needs get neglected. On your child’s 18th birthday s/he is legally considered an adult and people like me are eager to teach them how to have sex on camera in exchange for money, the one thing that you have taught them has tangible value. Furthermore, there’s nothing a parent can do about it, because by then, it’s too late.

The parents might do an incredible job keeping food on the table, a roof over their heads and clothes on their backs. They might even go to every parent teacher meeting and be involved with the PTA. However, apart from these obvious responsibilities they’re otherwise just too busy or preoccupied with their own lives to interact with their children. These parents are emotionally drained by professional demands, putting all their energy into working towards a deadline or promotion. They find themselves short fused around the never-ending demands of child rearing and seek time to themselves or with friends to decompress and “be a better parent”. Leaving children to quietly play on their screens, be babysat or even just stay home alone if they are old enough. Absenteeism isn’t not a formula to keep your kids away from pornographers, in fact it drives many of them right into our loving arms.

Pornographers like being father figures.

Adult videos starring 18 year olds are undoubtedly popular among pedophiles and are completely legal. I’ve have had young porn talent introduce me to their siblings when they became legally able to consent. Girls literally celebrating their birthdays on set, thinking about all the goodies their new job will provide them with. I even remember being on set with 3 sisters aged between 22 and 18. The slutty sisters even shared scenes becoming a fucking family. There is a reason why, “who’s your Daddy?” is a porno line. During the shoot, I listened to the producer constantly praise the girls for how beautiful they were and how spectacular their work was. There were also big hugs and kisses whenever any of them wanted them. Sexually inappropriate misconduct is just not a thing on porn sets. Anyone who wants to keep their kids away from pornographers needs to start by becoming close to their children. And they need to do it, on their kids terms, while they are still young and looking for parental attention. Not after they have grown enough to have given up and are are ready to find someone else.

School Sucks ! The porn industry has already started to benefit from the school systems neglect to teach reading, writing and arithmetic in favor of studies in gender expression. So to keep your kids away from pornographers you need to either put an end to the bullshit going on their schools or pull them out and home-school them. As a producer, getting to know my talent for who they believe themselves to be has been both rewarding and very profitable. Unsurprisingly, I have had all kinds of sexuality expressionists enter my doors. The young biological female who swore she was a boy and wanted to only do solo work, ended up doing a mini gangbang and now she escorts. So I guess. like me, her new gender is whore. – Trust me, there are lots of pornographers eagerly anticipating what the mask generation will be willing to do for an easy dollar and with luck it won’t cost us much more than that.

Another way to keep your kids away from pornographers is to stop being a helicopter parent, this behavior is akin to a prison warden. You need to stop preventing your kids from doing things, fearing that they may be hurt, and start to do things WITH them that challenge them to grow. Get your fucking priorities in order, because I guarantee that most people don’t need to be spending their money on half the crap which they do. Most couples can afford to have one parent stay home instead of working, and either home school the children or at least be there when needed. Unfortunately the majority of people chose to send a message to their kids that having money to keep up with tech, entertainment and fashion, is more important than interpersonal relationships. In fact they teach them that they are showing their love by buying the newest Iphone, Netflix or Amazon Prime subscription or driving the coolest car. Single parents should make every effort to force the government to pay them to stay home. Let’s face it, the government spends trillions on useless crap, would taxes not be better spent helping raise decent human beings?

As always, what someone chooses to do is up to them. They’re your kids and not mine, I don’t want the responsibility. But once they are legally adults, all bets are off. Just don’t say that you weren’t warned, when you see your 18 year old daughter on the Internet screwing me.

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I gave up television for Lent and this might be the best entertainment I’ve had in awhile. “I’m going to bust that mother fucking cunt’s teeth.” Just then a full coffee cup flies out the office door and splatters on the opposing wall and gleefully I fold my arms and watch the show. Whatever the situation was, it wasn’t my problem and that made it entertaining.

“You get that bitch on the phone and tell her she has 15 minutes to get her god damn crack whore fucking ass in here and suck Hamilton’s cock.” With a sigh, I think to myself, it looks like my girl is flaking, but it’s good to hear the coach pulling for me.

30 minutes pass and still no girl, so I flirt with the receptionist. “How would you like to earn some quick money? It should only take about 15 minutes or so?” I asked her. The office girl is kind of cute but it came as no surprise when she said “No.” Still, she giggled and asked to look inside my pants. A moment later, big mouth enters the room to tell me he has to re-book my blowjob.

“Hamilton you know I think the world of you and I consider you one of my closest friends.”

I raise an eyebrow at this comment because I overheard him tell his production manager I was only life support for a penis and that he should have no problem talking me into re-booking. Four years ago when I first entered this office I might have simply smiled and said, “no problem.” Today I’m carefully considering my next course of action.

This big mouth asshole has known about me for several years and never once called. Second, he tired to get me to agree to do the BJ for $25.00 and bitched when I wouldn’t. Third, after having to listen to his big mouth, I at least want something to show for it. “Fine we can re-book but I want a kill fee.” I notice his jaw drop along with the room’s collective IQ.

“No one gets a fucking kill fee for a Blow Job… Get OUT OF HERE! I thought you were a cool guy, but now I see your just another fucking cocksucker.”

This guy hasn’t really put food on my table so I decide to push the issue. I calmly respond, “No I’m the suckee, the sucker flaked and now I want a kill fee. After all I still have to pay for gas.” Just as he was fumbling for words a young girl walks in the door looking to get on talent file. Quickly I jump on the opportunity. “Honey, how would you like to suck my cock?” She’s a pro and jumps at the chance for some extra coin. Once again, I, Hamilton Steele, save the day.

Fuck damn, this little girl is good. My mind was racing, “Oh yes, she’s sucking my balls. Oookaaay relax and keep control, it’s not time to blow your load. FUCK! Think of an obese naked grandmother. Wait ! that’s too much… don’t want to loose wood. Ahh, that’s better, I got it back, close on! Fuck this little slut knows how to suck cock.”

“Hey Hammy, it looks like you’re enjoy that. I bet you didn’t know she learned her technique from her father,”
Big mouth director was back. So much for enjoying the moment, this just became work again. I swear if he ever calls again; premium rates. Oh well, I have got to get this girl’s number and book her for a full scene with me. I mean, holy shit look at the tits on her. I wonder if she will let me eat her pussy right now, I think I’ll try. “Oooh she is parting her legs…. AND SHE WANTS TO 69. JACK POT!” I was enjoying my job again.

“Alright everyone shut up and let me concentrate.” I just need a minute of silence and stillness in order to pop and if this fucking camera man moves again I’m going to stuff my cock up his nose. Big mouth is pacing back and forth, “We ain’t got all day,” he said.

“Mother fucker, acted like I’ve been jerking off for an hour and it hasn’t even been 2 minutes”. This guy really gets on my nerves. The cameraman then moves yet another time and looks at the director again.

“I heard you never take more than 90 seconds to pop and I’m counting almost 3 minutes.”

What the fuck I’ve seen alleged ‘A’ talent males stroking it for almost 15 minutes on set and no one says a damn word to them. What is his problem? This director needs his ass kicked and I yell back. “Look Pillsbury doughboy, if you shut up and your cameraman picks a spot, I’ll finish this real fast.”

He grunts back and leaves the room and finally the cameraman stops dancing around. I decided to be an asshole and start to count down from 10. “10, 9, 8, …3,2,1.. Arrgghhh!!” Oh shit, I got her in the eye! The poor girl flinches and swears at me, it was the one place she didn’t want me to get her. However the director from hell appears to have enjoyed the show. On the other hand, I’m apologetic to her.

“Pause for a few more stills,” cameraman has the same hard time taking stills like he did video. I decide to come to my co-worker’s rescue, “Hurry up her eye is burning. You have more stills than you need.” He clicks once more and agrees. With a sigh of relief, I realize the shoot is over and I have a paycheck to collect.

“You know Hamilton, you are top-notch talent and I’ll shoot you again whenever I have something. But next time can you do better on the rate? You know we don’t make much money off these videos.”

I smile the game is over but in so many other ways its just begun, so I respond accordingly “Sure, just catch me on a day that I don’t have much planned. And please don’t let anyone know how good of a deal you get me for. I’m sorry if I was a bit abrasive earlier.” I stop and think to myself, that I’m a liar but I accomplished everything I set out to do today. I got sucked off by a hot little girl and got paid for it. Some parts of my career can be really crappy, but I still think the benefits are great.

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My fellow performer, Crystal, was talking to me and the look on her face told me it wasn’t worth the argument. Besides she is right, I agreed to this and I couldn’t flake now. The only thing I can’t understand is, given my general hatred for this type of scene, why I agreed to do this with her in the first place. I must have sucker stamped on my forehead.

I park the car in front of the building and I spot one guy I was hoping not to see. I can’t help but think negative thoughts. “Damn it all anyways, can’t someone teach Jake to use deodorant in the summer? Oh great, he is coming over to us.“

“Hamilton, why don’t you try and put a smile on your face. You act like this is the end of the world. Besides look at the beautiful woman you have with you.”

I snap at him, letting him know that I’m happy for this opportunity and just glad to be part of the program. Jake raises an eyebrow and walks away laughing about how fickle some porn talent can be. Then before I can make another smart ass comment, Crystal takes my arm and asks me if I would like to talk about the shadow people. This time a genuine grin comes to my face and I nuzzle her cheek and let her know I’m following through on this.

“Blah, Blah, Blah,” the guy in charge won’t shut up and I do my best to act interested. I’m just here to do my thing, collect what’s owed to me and leave. Act interested, just let these guys do their job. The sooner they finish, the sooner I can go home. Or so I’m thinking, but tonight I have a hard time even feigning interest. I look over to Crystal and it’s obvious that she knows my thoughts. There isn’t even a hint of bemusement in her eyes. She, an old pro at this game, can spot veiled interest a mile away and she is getting really pissed off with me. With a bit of remorse for my juvenile attitude, I lower my head and wait out the time in polite silence. Lord, these people just won’t shut up!

Crystal stretches out and silently parts her legs. She looks at me with a wry grin and gives me a wink. “You made it this far, just a few more minutes and all your suffering tonight will be over.” This statement actually makes me smile and I am forced to admit that this little girl really gives my hormone levels a rise. In my Neanderthal way, I attempt to touch her face and I’m rewarded with a smile and word of caution. “Soft, touchy romance is wonderful but don’t loose site of what we are really here to do.”

For some reason I’m offended by this comment and my mind screams, “Fuck! I’m just trying to show you a bit of gentleness. Given our current surroundings and situation is that such a bad thing? ” I feel the heat begin to rise in my face and I withdraw from her, after all I don’t need this shit. Crystal’s face turns to an expression of disgust at my reaction and I can tell she wants to blow up at me. I decide to ignore her evil eye and do what I have to until this ends.

She whispers her admonishment through clenched teeth, “You know you can stop wasting everyone’s time and just leave. If you are determined to fuck things up for yourself then go and leave. Everyone else here is serious about doing this.” My jaw tenses and I crack my knuckles. After all I really don’t want to be here and I certainly can find better things to do. So I stand up and turn to leave. Three steps and I stop. I just can’t bring myself to leave. My racing mind holds me in place. After a few heartbeats I become aware that the guy at the front of the room is talking to me. “Hey buddy, is there something you care to share with us.”

My eyes close tightly and I whisper, “fuck” under my breath. The words that sat like a rock in my throat painfully come to the surface and out of my mouth. “Hi, my name is Hamilton and I’m an alcoholic.”

All names, except for my own, have been changed to protect privacy of the not so innocent. Some other details have been changed as well for similar reasons.

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I met Guy in 2007 when I started working with the porn cinema, Le Beverley in Paris, France. We entered into a distribution deal that gave him the bulk of the earnings but he promised me that he would make up the difference in other more profitable ways. A gentleman of his word, I have no complaints of our working relationship and I’ve greatly benefited from his worldly experiences and contacts.

He’s been in the adult industry since the 1940s by going into bars and selling his sister’s undergarments and nude photos. Making his rounds he had chance meeting with one of mobster Meyer Lansky’s associates which led to him actually meeting the man himself and becoming a sort of delivery service of hookers for prominent businessmen. His big break, or big money haul as he puts it, occurred when one businessman and his wife wanted threesome with a gay/bisexual male.

S.H.: How about we start with you telling me how you got the nick name “The Rattle Snake?”

G.D: Like many boys of my generation I grew up watching movies about gangsters. So when I got the chance to work for them, I did everything I could to be just like them. Lanksky once told me to be discreet about what I do and when the time came to teach someone a lesson, to strike fast and only once. I always do that and that’s how I got my nick name.

S.H: How many times have you had to teach someone a lesson and what were the outcomes of it?

G.D: You expect me to answer that question? Smarten up.

S.H: So how did you get started making porn?

G.D: I always enjoyed photography and by the time I was 12, I had my own dark room and was developing everything I shot. What started with taking pictures of my sister through a peephole I put in her bedroom wall, turned into me photographing the whores I delivered when I was older. When my aunt found out what I was doing she wanted in on the money and convinced me to make a fuck film with her. She took my virginity on film.

S.H: You fucked your real life aunt? Do you still have the film? Did your parents ever find out?

G.D: Yes… Yes… No… And think twice before you ask your next question

S.H: So how did you graduate from working for organized crime to the actual porn industry?

G.D: It was the 1950s and I hiding out in Belgium providing some muscle to a shipping company. My best friend at the time was a whore who had some contacts in France’s (mainstream) film industry. Her and I started by organizing very discreet parties échangistes (swinger parties) with live sex shows. I had gotten really good with a camera and those up and coming movie big shots were willing to put up the money as long as I provided the public face and took all the risks. By the 1960s, I was chauffeuring movies across the Atlantic into the United States and by the 1970s I was putting up my own money for them.

S.H: Have you worked with any of the big name talent?

G.D: Worked with or just fucked?

S.H: Both

G.D: My favorites were Claudine Beccarie and her sister Françoise. Over the years I’ve known Annie Sprinkle, Marilyn Chambers, Ovidie and lots of others. I’m on both sides of the Atlantic and also in multiple nations.

S.H: Coming from the era when porn was illegal and part of organized crime have you ever had any tense or dangerous moments?

G.D: Many of them. I’ve been shot at, had my fingers busted, been poisoned and once left for dead in the Mojave desert.

S.H : Was there ever anyone who you wanted to get rid of because they were too much trouble / bothersome ?

G.D: Andrea Dworkin! (spat on the floor after speaking her name)

S.H: Sounds like you really hated the woman. Why ?

G.D: That fat smelly dyke made everyone’s life hell. I maintain that she never gave a rat’s ass about the women that she claimed to be fighting for. The truth is that even the most desperate whores weren’t wiling to take her money to eat her cunt. I’ve seen her naked twat and there were lots of warts and boils to make you puke. When she opened her legs she stank like a mixture of 3 day old rotting tuna and shit. If she jumped in a lake, she would contaminate it but feminism accepted her with open arms. If just one broad had the guts to eat that fat slob’s puss hole, feminism would have died out and the world would be a better place today.

S.H: OUCH! I’m not sensing a lot of love between you.

G.D: NO! Next question and not about her!

S.H: What are you doing today and where do you see the future of the porn industry?

G.D: Japan is the best money market. China and Saudi Arabia are growth markets but it’s both difficult to produce porn for these markets and difficult to get it into them. People think that the Internet should solve those problems but it doesn’t. The Chinese want to see and hear Chinese fucking and Saudis want Saudi women. Both nations have ultra strict controls and censorship on the Internet and culturally there’s a huge privacy factor. They want to jerk off but they don’t want anyone to know about it, most of all their governments. So it’s all about being able to deliver the videos to them on a physical medium. This interview is getting long so I’m going to let you ask just one more question.

S.D: What advice do you have for anyone wanting to produce porn today?

G.D: Print some business cards and meet some women that are willing to fuck strangers for money. Then go introduce yourself to the masturbaters in bars. After that things should fall into place.

Thank you Mr. Delcroix for your time and candor.

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I never worked with or even knew Dakota Skye but she was one of us and for that reason I feel a certain amount of grief for her.  She was 27 and that’s far too young to die, but unfortunately that’s how life works, none of us know when we’ll die or how. When someone dies the sadness that we feel should serve to remind us to cherish each moment that we have on this earth. For the last 18 months most people have pretty much been zombies, the walking dead with face masks. It’s time to live again because you might not be here tomorrow.

Industry figure James Bartholet spoke about Dakota Skye to AVN

“Dakota was a dear friend and part of our industry family, and we are saddened by her loss,” Bartholet said. “She still had so much more to give to the world and to the industry, and I’m just very saddened and at a loss for words. We wish all the best to her family, and we hope people respect their privacy and please remember her in a good way. Remember her for all the joy and pleasure she brought us.”

Dakota Skye started in the porn industry in 2013 and remained active until last year. She accumulated over 300 credits to her name. May God’s graces comfort her family in their time of sorrow. She will never know pain or suffering again because the Almighty now holds her soul.by

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So who is Bernd Bergmair?

According to Tortoise Media, he’s the secret majority owner of Mindgeek (aka. Pornhub). Now in case you didn’t already suspect, Pornhub gets a mountain of traffic, (92 million daily visitors were counted in 2018). I’ve no doubt that Covid lockdowns have contributed to raising that number. Increased traffic includes increased uploaders, which brings its own set of problems. Problems with mentally sick pedophiles uploading kiddie porn… Jackasses uploading videos of people that never knew they were being filmed… And assholes that just want to get revenge on someone. Personally, I’ve got an old school mentality, so it should be no surprise that I like the idea of removing the anonymity of uploaders and then sending men with baseball bats to their homes. (Hey, my family is Sicilian, this train of thought is genetic.)

I have always been in favor of treating sites like Pornhub the same way we treat distributors of adult erotica. That means EVERYONE who uploads must adhere to 18 USC 2257. So the general public doesn’t get to upload to the platform without submitting copies of the performer’s IDs and releases. As a producer, I assure everyone that I want the scumbags shut down too and that it’s in everyone’s best interest, including Mindgeek’s to work together.

Quid-pro-quo business approaches ensure long-term profitability and growth.

When we fail to keep the human garbage out of our industry, another industry will be happy to do it for us and be labeled as heroes for it. All those anti-porn activists and political lobby groups that will put enormous public pressure on career politicians, who will be very happy to win public favor by kicking the adult industry in the head. No one is ever going to win an election by promising to make porn production easier, but a promise to shut one of us down, will easily win 50k more votes from both feminists and Christian groups. I can just imagine the chaos that will happen the moment some social justice warrior successfully claims that porn contributes to rape culture and/or toxic masculinity.

Whoever Bernd Bergmair is, it might be a good time for him to step up and change the way Pornhub functions. My search results say Pornhub earns close to half a billion dollars a year, so it’s had a great run. The world is forever changing and as much as I dream of making a 1970s porn movie, I’m now experimenting with my smartphone and sending the majority of what I produce to private collectors. The situation is… What the situation is.. So who Bernd Bergmair is doesn’t really matter but maybe now it’s Mindgeek’s turn to adapt or die.

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There are times when I really miss the Los Angeles porn valley. It’s things like the Lamplighter, the Tuxford house and the availability of talent that really make me nostalgic for the place. I can always find a new favorite restaurant and a new location for filming but good porn talent is difficult to find, especially male talent. The biggest problem finding quality men is the lack of testosterone.

It’s always the soy!

Guys, what the fuck happened to you? Is it the lack of fathers in your childhood? Has the female owned and operated public education system made you weak by sharing your feelings? Did I wake up one morning in an alternative universe where everyone born with a penis dreams of growing tits and prefers to wear panties? OR…. Maybe it’s the damn soy products and plastic that are turning so many of us effeminate!

In 1973, the average man’s sperm count was 99 million sperm per milliliter and By 2011, the average ejaculate had 47 million sperm per milliliter. (cf. Brink of a fertility crisis) At this rate the majority of men will be sterile by 2045. It’s not a joke when I say that today’s 40 year old man might be the last generation that can impregnate a woman without the use of a petri dish and a lab technician

There have been several studies, investigating the effects of our diet on testosterone levels. One group drank soy protein isolate for less than 2 month full months and still showed decreased testosterone levels.(1) Just imagine what an entire adolescence of consuming this stuff is doing to our men! Soy is high in phytoestrogens, which are substances that mimic the effects of estrogen in humans and may reduce testosterone.(2) Another study done using rats showed that consuming those phytoestrogens significantly decreased testosterone levels and prostate weight.(3)

There is also the problem of all the plastic crap we have in the world destroying masculinity building testosterone. Increased urinary levels of endocrine-disrupting phthalates, found in flexible pastic and some personal-care products, are associate with significant declines in testosterone levels in men. (Journal of Clinical Endocrinology & Metabolism)

.Now on my sets these soyboys often show up with a girl hoping to get into porn. Personally I don’t care about someone’s politics, and when I film I’m more concerned about how the woman looks than the guy. So I don’t really care if her boyfriend can be a pasty under or overweight neckbeard as long as he’s got a decent sized prick and can screw. But soyboys ALL seem to either lose interest or just outright fail. One of them even went as far as to ask me if he could suck my cock, to get himself hard!

Now, any male talent can have a bad day, myself included. But any man that wants to make heterosexual porn needs to be masculine. That means that he likes sticking his cock in as many vaginas as he can. Great male talent is no better than a dog looking to mount any bitch in heat that he can find: and he is always looking for the next conquest. On set, the brain takes the backseat, while the dick goes on autopilot, drilling and filling whatever slut is put in front of him

So here’s my advice to save men and the reproductive future of the human race.

First, get into a gym and start lifting weights. Lift them 3-5 times a week and keep trying to lift increasingly heavier weights. Next, get rid of the soy products and the plastic bottles and eat some red meat and drink milk. Lastly at least once a month go out on a Saturday night and drink either beer or whiskey then puke on a feminist’s shoes. Trust me that nothing boasts your testosterone like body building and vomiting toxic masculinity on ugly feminazis

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Now in the middle of this social fiasco comes Covid; I’ve had to deal with germaphobes, masks, covid tests and now vaccine status. Through all of this insanity my objective hasn’t changed, I’m here for the money. And I expect those I work with to be of a similar ilk, and bring an old school sex worker’s mentality to the porno table. After all, if I was looking for complications in my life, I would have found a career that I could have put on a bank loan application. Needless to say, the only talent I book on my sets are those that show up without asking too many questions. No surprise, then, that my roster of available performers has been reduced.

What does come as a surprise is that I can pretty much guess who is going to be problematic based on their education level, social background, politics and to a lessor extent how much time they spend on Fartbook and/or TWIT’r. If they’re under 30, they’re white, have been to university, come from at least an upper middle class family and vote Democrat. If they’re over 30 they might not have been to university but everything else is the same. The only exception to this rule are the morons that seem to always be on social moron media and moron is an understatement.

Honestly, the only opinion I have about Covid is that it makes me angry when the obese, the smokers and other people that abuse their bodies expect me to protect their health. People that don’t care enough to to take care of themselves shouldn’t be my problem. Unfortunately, there’s a hell of a lot of web-designers, etc in the adult industry that need to go on a diet and get into a gym. I’m sick of hearing these entitled jackasses blame healthy people for lockdowns and loss of income. Looking to people I’ve know in the biz, Ron Jeremy comes to mind. He said that he made his own hell because he chose to live at the buffet table. Ronny chose food over health and never once did he ever tell me that I had to deal with his problems. He dealt with his own…. He owned it and that attitude is a rarity these days.

Currently, the only people on my sets (or in my escort agency) are genuine whores. When it’s for video they show up with their ID and when it’s for outcall, they leave their ID in the car. They know that they can’t suck a cock wearing a mask and that they won’t get paid unless they suck those cocks. Plus if you’re going to get sick, it’s best to paid in the process. After all, the doctor isn’t going to give you a freebie.

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So let’s begin with your special contribution to the sex industry.  Can you tell everyone what exactly it is that you do?

It’s really not so much what I do, as much as what I did. You see, I’ve been in Adult ALL of my life ! Literally. I was born into it!  My Dad shot and sold Stag Loops. As a kid, I earned my pocket money as a duplicator, swapping out the blank and recorded hardcore tapes, although I never watched them. I helped out with sales at 15, and began creating my own original content when I became an adult. I started off with mail order distribution, and kept up with the technological demands, learned the ins and outs of the internet and stayed profitable.

My journey took me to LA where my immersion in the industry had me running both a 32000 sq ft facility and the 2nd largest swingers club in the whole USA. I crossed over into mainstream, worked too much, split with my wife, then overstayed my visa and got booted from the US. Back in the UK, I started up my own personal niche fetish, what most of you know me for, (scat/poo/shit) but I retired and sold my equipment in 2013. I still hang around on web forums etc, because although I’m not doing much actively myself these day, I still feel it’s where I belong

Have you ever purposely locked yourself in a construction site port-o-let?

Not locked myself inside one, no. But I have hidden underneath one down by my local docks ! It was an incredible thrill to know I was so close to people doing what they were doing, listening to the sounds and enjoying the aromas etc. And they didn’t have a clue I was there!!! Exhilarating  !

What has been the most difficult thing that you’ve had to deal with in this industry?

Truthfully, not very much. I have always been my own person, doing things my own way, and if they worked out they worked out. If not, then no one to answer to but myself. So I guess I’ve been pretty lucky really. If I really had to say, I suppose it would be ‘false friends’. But then that’s  probably true in all walks of life. Sorry,I can’t give you a juicer answer.

Have you ever drank large amounts of food coloring so you can shit your own rainbow and celebrate pride day?

Not exactly, but I did drink a load of red food coloring once, so when I had an ‘accident’ in the hospital waiting room, staff would think I was shitting blood and then I’d get to the front of the queue and be seen quicker.

In my background research it appeared that, like myself, you were in Los Angeles area in the early 2000’s. We never crossed paths, but I wonder if you have any stories, like myself. Who among the industry characters stands out in your mind and why?

Yeah, I had a great time in the USA, and met some fun people. However, I was so busy working, I barely found much time to socialize. I had some fun nights out with Mickey G. He stands out to me, as a true friend. Never wanted anything from me, and it was a pleasure to spend time hanging out with him. I also spent a lot of time with Dennis Hof (as an invited guest) up at the Bunny Ranch, in my downtime. America was a fantastic place for me to be for that 5 years or so, but it only accounts for a small part of my time in the business.   

Would you ever consider doing a celebrity endorsement for the use of probiotics to stop diarrhea? Or is that against your moral code? Do you have a moral code?

Why would I want to stop diarrhea??? I don’t think it’s morally wrong. Just a waste of a potentially fun evening! Do I have morals? Absolutely. One thing people will be able to say when I’m in my grave, is that I never cheated anyone, I never bad-mouthed anyone, and I never knowingly hurt anyone. Simple enough, but I’m proud to say it’s true. As for ‘Sexual Morality’, I say If it doesn’t hurt anyone, that everyone involved chooses to be there and they are of age, then knock yourselves out ! That’s pretty much how I have lived my life

Many sex industry workers keep the details of their career very private so have you ever had to explain to a civilian non-sex industry person the way you earn a living?    Roughly, what did you say?

Very much the opposite for me from Day One. I was always known as the porno guy, who had the real deal stuff. An open secret, even to the police. who every so often would kick my door in and damage beyond repair all my equipment. If I was brought in, I’d be out in the morning. Just police making the themselves look good. so I treated it as the cost of doing business. When my wife got into the business, we shouted it from the rooftops. After less than 6 months in the industry, she was up for AVN awards. While in the UK porn production was still illegal and seedy, my wife was an international STAR! We went to America for up to 3 Months at a time, where it was completely legal, and she was getting recognition at the top level possible, the AVNs were like the porno equivalent of the Oscars! So no. I’ve never been secretive nor needed to explain myself.

Almost everyone has at one time or another pooped their pants believing it was only a fart. This, one would think, would be a welcome surprise for you, so would the opposite be disappointing? Have you ever believed you were about to shit yourself and only received a disappointing fart?  How did you deal with the disappointment?

This is deeply philosophical isn’t it? To fart or not a fart? That is the question. No, I can’t say I’ve ever been disappointed by a fart, as a fart is halfway towards the ultimate goal, and I’m a glass half full kinda guy. My philosophy of life is that it’s better to have tried and to have failed, than to not have tried at all. That said though, at my age, and with all the years of practice, it’s kinda like male talent being able to achieve an erection under studio lights and a crowd of people. Not EVERYONE can do it, but if you can, you’ve got it made. Just like I can make ‘Heavy Pants’ pretty much to order !

What’s the most surprising and embarrassing things that you’ve learned since embarking down this path in your life?

I think, if I’m gonna be brutally honest, it’s the amount of ‘Straight Guys’ that just are not that straight. Don’t get me wrong. Nothing wrong with homosexual activity, but its just not for me. I have indeed tried it in the past, I’ve had a few experiments etc, but decided that it’s simply not for me. However the amount of guys for whom it IS a thing, yet they go out of their way to keep it a deep dark secret, has genuinely surprised me! Again, no judgement, I just never thought it was quite as widespread as it is. As for embarrassment? Remember, you are talking to a guy who actively soils himself in public, just to enjoy the reactions of those around him, so I don’t even know the meaning of the word! lol

Have you ever seen the face of Elvis Presley or something else just as interesting, in one of your turds?  Did you flush or bronze it?

Funnily enough, a few months ago, first thing in the morning, I DID see a face in one of my turds. It was my own ! I couldn’t believe just how realistic it looked. Then, I realized that I had been drinking heavily the night before, and passed out face down in a pile of my own poo. When I woke up, it was the first thing I saw, what an impression! Flush or Bronze? Neither, I just kept it for a few weeks but it dried up and disintegrated. The world can be such a cruel and heartless place: Thank God we have porn to cheer us all up !!!

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These days the world of porn gossip and porn news is a desolate wasteland. It wasn’t that long ago that the Internet was filled with columnists all slamming anyone and everyone, for a fistful of visits to their blog. As the mainstream porn industry was damned up and then siphoned away by one tube site after another, the great legends disappeared along with people that made all noise worth publishing. In the middle of this was a proud organization, who never got its hands dirty with such low class garbage, called AVN.

Gram Ponante, one of the porn gossip survivors, posted on his blog a reminder that AVN started in 1983 by Paul Fishbein with a newsletter for a porno store. You see, back in those days, horny masturbators had no-way of knowing if the porno they planned on buying had the content that would indulge their knuckle shuckle fantasies, or if it was something that would leave both them and their pocketbooks deflated. So Fishbein’s solution was to tell them what each video was about and how good it was.

AVN had a good run. and I’m genuinely amazed to learn of its continued existence. I can only guess that the layoffs are just another part of its slow spiral down into obscurity. Because I too am now on the desolate porn battlefield. but unlike many others, I see only opportunity. I didn’t come here to continue to wage a war that’s long over but to scavenge parts and loot the bodies. For me, this isn’t a porn gossip blog but a place of contact and something I can put on a business card for when I make my rounds recruiting and selling.

There is an untapped market of porn aficionados looking to augment their private “For their eyes only” porn collection. When someone is willing to pay at least $3,000 or often much much more for a one of a kind porn video then they need to know who they can trust. I can’t help wonder if AVN couldn’t start doing reviews of the private producers, available talent and the prospective buyers. It would be nice to know in advance if the pornslut for whom a backer has the hornies. truly enjoys taking the 2 fists in her ass, instead of faking it for the money. Or in my case, can I go ahead and start putting a video together or should I wait until the check clears?

Anyway, that’s just me rambling. It’s great to see that Gram Ponante is still around.

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