masculinity Archives - Steele Hard https://steelehard.com/news/category/masculinity/ Mon, 09 Aug 2021 15:31:56 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.1 https://steelehard.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/IMG_9805-150x150.jpg masculinity Archives - Steele Hard https://steelehard.com/news/category/masculinity/ 32 32 Loving all vaginas https://steelehard.com/news/2021/07/30/loving-all-vaginas/ Fri, 30 Jul 2021 20:28:16 +0000 https://steelehard.com/news/?p=648 I’ve never met a vagina that I didn’t love. Vaginas swallow sperm and in doing so, life starts. Later they…

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I’ve never met a vagina that I didn’t love. Vaginas swallow sperm and in doing so, life starts. Later they push that life into the world and our adventures begin. They’re a great source of pleasure for both the vagina owner and the one she’s invited within. Come one come all, everyone cums when inside a vagina’s hall.

Give me skinny vagina, fat vagina, old vagina and young vagina. White girl vaginas pulsate, black vaginas are cool and tight, while Asian vaginas are full of delight. Hairy or shaved and all points in between, an unwelcome vagina, is yet to been seen. For vaginas make the world a much happier place. I kept calm through the lockdowns with 3 for my face. A source of income for pimps, and pornstars; pornographers and prostitutes even get cars.

In today’s world what’s under a girl’s dress, may fail to impress, when finding a pole while expecting a hole. For years we’ve heard songs about the sexy girl, the woman in red, the hottie in one’s bed but we need more songs to praise the velvety tunnel, the twat,the vagina, the squeaky clean slit, the origin of the world, the wet spot ‘neath the clit.

On the other hand everyone hates a cunt

Very often a cunt owns a vagina. But not all cunts are even female, since society has created the antisocial, self absorbed misfits that exemplify cunts. Therefore, being a cunt is a social construct no different than blue hair or believing that Mc Awful is nutritious and anyone pointing out your fat ass is invading your right to a safe space. So a cunt is a social construct or more accurately it’s a social disease.

Feminists seem to believe that vaginas need to be more masculine, and therefore no man should be allowed to enter a vagina because even an under-endowed penis sets the bar too high. I suspect that their “no penis allowed” policy is the reason that many men have taken to building their own vagina. And not out of rubber, but using the flesh of their own scrotum. It’s of course the man-made vagina and man-made woman that have left me with a cunt of a problem. A serious cunt that’s trying to fuck me in the ass.

A beautiful woman walked into my office looking to make porn videos. However, when she took off her clothes she had a penis where her vagina should be. It turns out that she’s doing porn in order to buy a vagina and get rid of her penis. Her story is a sad one, after having paid for a new face, having a rib removed, a vocal cord shaved and a set of tits, she ran out of money to pay for the one thing that she wanted the most, a vagina.

I assure everyone that I’m not a bigot in any way. My only prejudices and intolerance are purely based on money exchange rates and I’ll film a chick with a dick just as quick as I’ll film a double X chromosome female. However, that’s not heterosexual porn and even surprise penis is its own genre. So I truly wanted to film the woman but she wanted to be treated as a biological female and only do hetero fuck films.

In my best effort to help the woman with her vaginal expenses I offered her work in both a blow bang and bukkake video. My only request was that she leave her skirt on. (I would have said just the panties but her cock was just too big) But nope, she wanted to be on her back and get fucked in the ass just like any other female. So she has gotten a lawyer and now is suing me.

Oh well, as the French would say, C’est la vie.

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Just Fuck the Bitch https://steelehard.com/news/2021/07/03/just-fuck-the-bitch/ Sat, 03 Jul 2021 21:09:20 +0000 https://steelehard.com/news/?p=564 Ultimately we are just animals in heat A well respected female producer/director once said to me, “There is something almost…

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Ultimately we are just animals in heat

A well respected female producer/director once said to me, “There is something almost primal deep inside all of us that cries out, “Just Fuck the bitch.” As a performer, I found myself sitting there nodding in agreement, because I could think of several instances where that very thought had gone through my mind. I have actually experienced this both directly while doing a girl and vicariously by watching another performer, fuck some girl on set. It’s not that I’m mad at the girl or think badly of her, as the term bitch might suggest. Rather it is a primitive thing, like a bitch goes into heat. There she is ready, primed, looking to get laid; you just have to take her and pound her until she can’t take anymore.

When I have been there, with a raging hard-on, the girl will be on her knees in front of me with her ass in the air. Looking down I will see her glistening wetness, grabbing her by the hips, I watch her rotate up to me. At this point, I have one thought… to conquer. I will furiously thrust against her until she quivers and collapses beneath me in a most satisfied state of euphoria. The thing is watching a girl cum, her skin flush; her legs clench, and hearing her scream out, is actually very satisfying for me. It is a little different for me when I’m the voyeur. Yes, I still watch for the orgasm but the act is more drawn out.

Every whimper, every moan, increases my arousal. I don’t just put myself in the guy’s place, thinking about what each of his moves feels like. But from a voyeur’s position, I also have time to appreciate from a different perspective how each movement is being responded to. Things that I miss when I am personally caught up in the act of fucking, when my own physical stimulation overrides all other sensory input, the sights, the smells, the sounds.

Now this leads me to think about how does she feel as “the bitch” being fucked.? Does she feel compromised or degraded? I certainly hope not! I only fuck women who are willing participants, even I when working for others, I preferred older more experienced women, who knew what they wanted over the barely legal twats, that thought porn was an easy way to make a quick buck. I mean what can be more erotic than having a woman sit at your feet in an exhausted quivering mass of satisfied flesh.

Now if this truly is a physiological urge deeply seeded in all of us, then pornography is a viable release for this desire. We get off on porn because we mentally place ourselves within the scenario on the screen of the page. Hey, not everyone can or wants to actually live out their fantasies. Porn allows them to vicariously “fuck the bitch” in every conceivable way. Our sexual identities and comfort levels are deeply dependent on our upbringing and prior experiences. Porn not only offers ideas for sexual exploration, but also provides an aid to mentally go through something, establishing some familiarity before deciding if that something would be worth experiencing directly.

Lastly, I want to address the persons who feel that their partner’s interest in porn is an affront to their relationship. Think of this, he/she chose you, to be with you, to share with you, through the ups and downs. Pornography is just mental stimulation, a fantasy, no commitment, no life-changing emotional ties, no competition. So if he gets worked up over a bitch that is nothing like you, rest assured she is not your competition. Sit down beside him and get into the video with him, after all you to might enjoy the opportunity to “Just Fuck the Bitch”.

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Gay for pay or communist https://steelehard.com/news/2021/06/04/gay-for-pay-or-bisexual-or-political-activist/ Fri, 04 Jun 2021 21:56:31 +0000 https://steelehard.com/news/?p=432 I’ve always said that blowing a man in prison for a pack of smokes doesn’t make you gay, unless, you’re…

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I’ve always said that blowing a man in prison for a pack of smokes doesn’t make you gay, unless, you’re a non-smoker. Hey, I’ve seen that nicotine addictions are a serious bitch and if a man is willing to suck another man off then sooner or later he’s probably going to die from cancer. So what the hell??? Let the guy enjoy being a faggot for fags. (Fag noun : Definition: cigarette – British slang)

When a heterosexual male addict is willing to swallow some guy’s jizz for a fix, then it’s no surprise that some porn industry men are willing to do the same for money. The big heterosexual man in me isn’t too certain, nor very comfortable calling a guy that does gay for pay straight. In fact, all my hetero-masculine instincts tell me that those men are homosexuals that did straight for pay videos. On the other hand, my pornographer senses tell me that they are probably just old fashion whores and I’m forced to admit that for a large enough sum of money, I’d let men fuck me in the ass too. So perhaps our sexuality is best described as “BUY-sexual.”

In walks the pornstar philospher

Connor Habib grew up in industrial Pennsylvania and by his own words he went off road cruising to search for anonymous gay sex. Industrial Pennsylvania means that he had no Amish role models to teach him the pleasures of screwing an unshaven quilt in the backseat of a horse and buggy. What’s more, any man in industrial Penn state is going to be mentally challenged when they don’t have a close and affordable gym to learn how to box like Rocky. Unfortunately in Connor’s situation there’s some questionable problems with his mixed genetics too.

His first name is Conner and like the Highlander (There can be only one), he’s probably got Scottish blood in his veins. Unfortunately, “Habib” is not a Scotsman’s family name. Mixing the genes of a Scot with the genes of an Arab has got to wreak havoc on how someone views the world; o’ boy, I hope There Is Only One. My question is pure and simple, how did this man ever fit in with any group of people?

Were his Islamic prayer robes made of his clan’s tartan? Were his school lunches haggis kabobs? Was only half his dick circumcised? How did he ever chose between a Saturday night spent with sheep or camels? Plus Scotsmen use great big bastard swords in battle not suicide vests. I’ve got so many questions that I’ll never get the answer to so I’ll just draw my own conclusions.

When you’re this much of an outsider the only people that are willing to accept you, are homosexual men. Trust me that I know what I’m talking about because I’ve never had a shortage of happy gay men around me when I’m being a complete asshole. Not just homosexuals but there are other groups with similar environments that all some how mass produce political activists, arrogant pricks and self-described philosophers. I’ll never understand why they always seem to embrace me with big loving arms because all of them despise capitalism.

Connor Habib said, “The myth of capitalism is that our desires will be satisfied if we get shit,” he goes on. “Instead, why not stand back and look at what you might truly be enjoying?”

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Karl Marx would be quick to point out my faults because as a shameless pornographer and pimp I’ll exploit others and even myself for money. In fact most of the old school producers were happy to use racism stereotypes (interracial porn), misogyny (rape fantasies), misandry (Fem dom), body shaming (humiliation), transgenders, etc. Make no mistake, when I’m interacting with these groups, my camera is always ready to record feminists having sex in the name of social justice activism. The only limits that I have written in stone are that I won’t tolerate hurting children or animals and I’ll take down any bastard that I see doing it.

What Mr. Habib doesn’t seem to realize is that there are lots of people that enjoy what we do. I like to make money and I like that being a sex industrialist allows me to interact with an aspect of humanity that most people, including academics, will never see or imagine. eg. I’ve produced private porn for a trans-nationalist that only wanted to see hairy men dance wearing angel wings and I’ve arranged and frequently filmed encounters between the dirt poor and the wealthy. But none of that makes me a philosopher or an activist and if I had give myself a title I would claim, “pragmatist.” I’ve observed that the majority of people are sexually immature and neurotic.

On that note, everyone in this industry has to work some kind of angle and no doubt, Connor Habib is no exception. Perhaps he believes he’s some kind of philosopher and perhaps he’s just putting on a show like the rest of us. Regardless, I wish him all the best in his endeavors, and hope that his leftist leanings don’t mean that he is also easily offended, because in the adult industry we should all be mature enough to take a little teasing. Hell, some people even pay me to torment them.

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Men might become Impotent by 2045 https://steelehard.com/news/2021/05/21/men-might-become-impotent-by-2045/ Fri, 21 May 2021 22:17:35 +0000 https://steelehard.com/news/?p=377 There are times when I really miss the Los Angeles porn valley. It’s things like the Lamplighter, the Tuxford house…

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There are times when I really miss the Los Angeles porn valley. It’s things like the Lamplighter, the Tuxford house and the availability of talent that really make me nostalgic for the place. I can always find a new favorite restaurant and a new location for filming but good porn talent is difficult to find, especially male talent. The biggest problem finding quality men is the lack of testosterone.

It’s always the soy!

Guys, what the fuck happened to you? Is it the lack of fathers in your childhood? Has the female owned and operated public education system made you weak by sharing your feelings? Did I wake up one morning in an alternative universe where everyone born with a penis dreams of growing tits and prefers to wear panties? OR…. Maybe it’s the damn soy products and plastic that are turning so many of us effeminate!

In 1973, the average man’s sperm count was 99 million sperm per milliliter and By 2011, the average ejaculate had 47 million sperm per milliliter. (cf. Brink of a fertility crisis) At this rate the majority of men will be sterile by 2045. It’s not a joke when I say that today’s 40 year old man might be the last generation that can impregnate a woman without the use of a petri dish and a lab technician

There have been several studies, investigating the effects of our diet on testosterone levels. One group drank soy protein isolate for less than 2 month full months and still showed decreased testosterone levels.(1) Just imagine what an entire adolescence of consuming this stuff is doing to our men! Soy is high in phytoestrogens, which are substances that mimic the effects of estrogen in humans and may reduce testosterone.(2) Another study done using rats showed that consuming those phytoestrogens significantly decreased testosterone levels and prostate weight.(3)

There is also the problem of all the plastic crap we have in the world destroying masculinity building testosterone. Increased urinary levels of endocrine-disrupting phthalates, found in flexible pastic and some personal-care products, are associate with significant declines in testosterone levels in men. (Journal of Clinical Endocrinology & Metabolism)

.Now on my sets these soyboys often show up with a girl hoping to get into porn. Personally I don’t care about someone’s politics, and when I film I’m more concerned about how the woman looks than the guy. So I don’t really care if her boyfriend can be a pasty under or overweight neckbeard as long as he’s got a decent sized prick and can screw. But soyboys ALL seem to either lose interest or just outright fail. One of them even went as far as to ask me if he could suck my cock, to get himself hard!

Now, any male talent can have a bad day, myself included. But any man that wants to make heterosexual porn needs to be masculine. That means that he likes sticking his cock in as many vaginas as he can. Great male talent is no better than a dog looking to mount any bitch in heat that he can find: and he is always looking for the next conquest. On set, the brain takes the backseat, while the dick goes on autopilot, drilling and filling whatever slut is put in front of him

So here’s my advice to save men and the reproductive future of the human race.

First, get into a gym and start lifting weights. Lift them 3-5 times a week and keep trying to lift increasingly heavier weights. Next, get rid of the soy products and the plastic bottles and eat some red meat and drink milk. Lastly at least once a month go out on a Saturday night and drink either beer or whiskey then puke on a feminist’s shoes. Trust me that nothing boasts your testosterone like body building and vomiting toxic masculinity on ugly feminazis

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Governor Cuomo has a penis https://steelehard.com/news/2021/04/01/governor-cuomo-has-a-penis/ Thu, 01 Apr 2021 13:09:34 +0000 https://steelehard.com/news/?p=172 Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo is confronting the most tumultuous moment of his political career, after multiple women, including current and…

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Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo is confronting the most tumultuous moment of his political career, after multiple women, including current and former state employees, accused him of sexual harassment or other inappropriate behavior. Source: New York Times

During the New York lock-downs a colleague of mine made a ton of money supplying pussy to the rich and powerful. But even among the elites, there’s always some dumb fucker that would rather try his luck with civilian twat, than stick to working with the professionals. The fact is, that someone has to pretty fucking stupid to have a high profile job such as Governor of New York and not figure out that they shouldn’t be talking about their genitals with office staff. I mean they’ve obviously got the money, so they should call a pussy-for-hire to get it out of their system.

Bill Clinton did similar. However getting a blow job from Lewinsky wasn’t the dumbest thing he ever did, that was marrying Hillary. I mean Billy should have been in porn, considering that he actually could get a hard on and mate with Dracula. It’s also a certainty that his wife never sucked him off, because no one could shut her up long enough to sneak a dick in there. Besides she would probably just chew it up and spit it out. (The Whore of Babylon does not swallow!)

Next is Congresswoman Katie Hill, who proves that a woman can always do a much better job than a man. In this situation she did a better job fucking up. Not only did she fuck her office intern, but she photographed herself doing it, buck naked while smoking a bong and sporting a Nazi tattoo right next to her cunt. And being the power player that she is, she also turned her husband into a cuckold, who like a good little cuck, immediately went on the Internet posting photos of Katie’s ass to look for other men to fuck her.

Does anyone have an uncensored photo of this bitch ?

So I’m wondering what exactly did Gov. Cum do to these women? Knowing the man has his nipples pierced, makes me wonder if he likes men more than women? Or perhaps he just likes males that identify as women, so by modern definitions the Cummer is hetero afterall ? And maybe I really need to take a college course to understand this gender identity stuff.

So Andrew’s dick came up with its own version of the #metoo movement. Only in his situation, he’s an ageing butt-ugly politician who loads his Johnny Bravo Pez dispenser with Viagra. During the New York lockdowns, he could have gone to a nursing home and fucked a few grannies. They wouldn’t have cared if he only gave them 3 minutes of semi-hard cock, because they haven’t been paid any sexual attention in at least 10 years. Also today’s grannies were the LSD swallowing naked sluts at Woodstock and later some went on to become cocaine snorting disco bunnies. Trust me if he whipped out his pee pee in an old age home, the cries would have been, ” Me too Please !” coming from the old ladies. And we’ll never know, maybe even some of the old men would have enjoyed playing with his nipple piercings.

“Hey little girl do you want some candy?”

Perverts like Gov. Andy used to be such class acts. They used to cut the pockets out of their pants and ride the public bus all day. Everyone saw that creepy guy in the back was playing with his Cuomo and no one seemed to mind. In fact, in New York it was considered wholesome family entertainment. Young girls used to ask their moms to go watch the dirty old men stroking their Cuomos outside of the peep shows. When you consider how much a degenerate publicly pulling on his Cuomo used to contribute to single moms, the sex industry and the life education of young females, it just makes you mad. The Governor of New York’s dad probably put millions in the g-strings of single moms because you know, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…especially in the Big Apple.

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Men’s skirts emerge as a fashion trend https://steelehard.com/news/2021/03/30/mens-skirts-emerge-as-a-fashion-trend/ Tue, 30 Mar 2021 04:12:55 +0000 https://steelehard.com/news/?p=124 Skirts have been included in the autumn/winter collections of Stefan Cooke, Ludovic de Saint Sernin, Burberry and Jaden Smith’s MSFTSrep…

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Skirts have been included in the autumn/winter collections of Stefan Cooke, Ludovic de Saint Sernin, Burberry and Jaden Smith’s MSFTSrep label.   Source: TheGuardian.com

Escort girls are some of the most liberal progressive people on the planet. They’re pro-gay, pro-choice, pro-drugs, and pro-bowering money. The only time they’re not willing to save the world from itself is when it comes to free love in which the mere mention of it turns them into evil capitalists willing to kill hippies. The ultimate path to happiness for these girls is sucking $200 out of some guy’s cock.

Blondie, my escort chick, says to me that I’m far too old fashion and bigoted to wear a skirt. Well I’m insulted and I beg to differ with her because I would absolutely wear a skirt. However, I want the tartan of Clan Macleod and it has to be assesorized with a Scottish bastard sword. That way I can scream “There can be only one!” as I swing it at some Highlander called James Fraser. So hell yea, I’m more than happy to wear a man skirt!

That’s not a skirt… It’s a Scottish kilt

She had to inform me that there’s a difference between skirts and kilts. Well duh!!!! A kilt is what you wear when you go in to battle because you might accidentally shit yourself when your enemies point a catapult at you. Whereas today’s soldiers of fortune crap in W.A.G bags and wear Depends adult diapers. So for preppers (or SCA /LARP geeks) a kilt is a necessary part of their uniform. Unfortunately my explanation wasn’t good enough for Ms. Rent-a-cunt because she then had tell me that I’m homophobic and culturally offensive.

Seriously WTF!?!? I’m Sicilian, so being offensive is my culture. I fucking insult everyone except the Virgin Mary and even then I’m wondering how hairy her bush was. Also us Wops gave the world the first MMA WWE Ultimate Fighting matches. We had Gladiators and they wore off the shoulder man white dresses that turned red when they gutted a man. Also, let me set the record straight that no one scares me unless they work for the IRS or have a gun.

Sometimes the only way to make a working girl shut up is to gag her with a cock. The more she talked the more I seriously thought of pulling out my Oscar and shoving it down her throat. But this young lady is working for me and escort girls become worse than porn chicks after you fuck them. This means that I was forced to continue to listen to her drivel.

She’s escorting and therefore participating in the evil patriarchy in order to pay for her college education. In whatever social gender warrior classes that she’s enrolled in has taught her that I’m a white supremacist and it’s my outdated attitude that’s fucked up the world. Which is total bullshit because the only bad thing I did was give millions of men under the age of 35 erectile dysfunction. However, in my defense big tech has had more to do with that than me. All I do is film the porn and it’s the Zucker cult that mass distributes it to curious 8 year olds.

What’s fucked up the world are the stupid people that think they know how to fix the world’s problems. Besides if my young, dumb and full of cum escort girl was smart she would have figured out that the easiest and cheapest way to get a college degree is to suck off the guy that prints them for Harfart University. That way she gets an official document with her name on it while saving both time and money.

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Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa kills 10 https://steelehard.com/news/2021/03/24/ahmad-al-aliwi-alissa-kills-10/ Wed, 24 Mar 2021 23:50:48 +0000 https://steelehard.com/news/?p=39 It should go without saying that it’s sad times when something like this happens and that my most sincere prayers…

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It should go without saying that it’s sad times when something like this happens and that my most sincere prayers are for the souls of the victims and heartache of their loved ones. May God’s justice prevail in this crazy world.

As these incidences become more and more commonplace, we can no longer ignore how fucked up things have become. Electronic gadgets, innovations, government interference and corporate controls have complicated people’s lives to the point of saturation. Because like the scared dog that bites, it’s men losing their position and allowing modern comforts to weaken his resolve, that we arrive at these troublesome times where people either snap or become exploited victims. To uncomplicate our lives, we guys need to get back to the basics of understanding our manhood.

Embrace traditional masculinity

Whatever happened to the good old days when if you had problems you just drank a bottle of Wild Turkey, fucked a couple of hookers and then pissed on someone’s tires? It used to be part of a man’s genetic code to know that no problem was so big that it couldn’t be solved by a little alcohol, sex and public urination. I mean, just look at the Amish, now those guys know how to be men. Not only is mixing moonshine, pussy and pissing on someone’s horse a coping strategy; it’s also a recipe for success. The Amish are the fastest growing religion in the United States and that’s because no one wears a fucking condom when they’re drunk.

Being a man is accepting the fact that we’re a horny and violent species. Fortunately, our Creator provided us with a pathway to peace. Anyone that’s been to Lancaster, Pennsylvania and spoken to Mordecai knows exactly how to be peaceful. Ladies, you need to read this too, because according to Mord’s wife, Magdalen, you play an important role in pacifying men because you provide the tits and minge.

The Amish way to be a peaceful man

Grow a beard. After going on a bender does anyone truly feel like looking in the mirror and shaving? Fuck No because you know you look like shit. The only thing you have to do is keep your upper lip clean shaven because if you’re drinking out of a glass it gets in the way and women are always trying to get a their men to use glasses. Plus it’s the moustache part of the beard that makes a woman bitch when you suck face with them or eat their pussy.

Throw out your wardrobe. Buy 4 pairs of long black pants, 3 long sleeve black and dark blue dress shirts. Dress shirts because you might have to go somewhere important. (Like court) and 2 different colors because at some point a woman is going to squawk that you need to change your shirt. Plus you should get yourself suspenders because they’re easier to put on and take off when you’re drunk and have to piss or fuck. Suspenders will also work no matter the size of your beer-gut.

Here’s an important hint. Make your woman wear unattractive simple dresses that hide everything from her neck down to her ankles. The reason is that there’s always going to be some fucker with a bigger cock than you got. So, if you don’t want your woman potentially getting plowed by a monster dick, then dress in a way that Godzilla doesn’t even notice her. On the other hand, if your girlfriend/wife whines about not having anything sexy to wear, just stick some kind of hat on her head and quote bible verses.

Learn to work with your hands. Let’s face facts for a moment and admit that it’s thinking that causes all the problems in our lives. A little bullshit is tolerable, but as it grows so do our basic violent instincts. Simple male logic is that you kill the problem and the problem goes away. It’s smart people that are the ones that cause all the problems in the world and that are making your life shit. Also women are hard wired to lust after men who can provide, and that pussy gets wet when she sees a man building stuff with his hands. Build her a house and she’ll be wetter than Lake Placid. Honestly, I don’t want to guess what kind of weird sex an Amish barn raising will get you.

Learn to enjoy hairy pussy. From the time a woman wakes up until she goes to bed, her brain is busy analyzing everything and anything. To make matters worse, they’re all self-conscious, crave huge amounts of attention and are highly competitive and contemptuous of any woman that looks better than they do. This means that the best way to keep your girlfriend/wife happy and supplying you with hot sex is by: 1. Heaping loads of attention on her; regular fuckings and as many kids as you can tolerate 2. Make her feel emotionally secure that she’s not in competition with other women., by munching down on her hairy taco she knows that your head is not turned by some slut with a shaved snatch.

Finally get rid of your car. Get a horse, because you’ll never get a DUI no matter how drunk you are and you can pass out in the back of the wagon because the horse knows the way home. The Amish have had self-driving carts for generations! They’re also self-replicating, so when you’re ready for a newer model just let your stud go out and find his own nag. Elon Musk can shove his electric smart cars up his ass because you can’t get greener than something that uses grass for fuel and emits fertilizer.

Today’s young men need to rediscover their inner masculinity by learning the Amish ways. In fact I think I’ll see if Jordan Peterson wants to work on a new book about Amway living. We’ll call it 12 rules of Masculinity without Murder and I’m sure it’ll be a life changing best seller.

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