Please let this be true!
In my career I often hear some really wild stories but this one has me both cracking up and cussing that I wasn’t around to film it. It starts off with 2 above average looking women hooking up from the Internet. One described herself as a blonde submissive in her late 20s while the other claimed to be a dominate in her late 30s. By that description I’m imagining typical dom-sub lesbo sex including is some hair pulling and fisting, and probably some booze or drugs too.
I’m guessing that this scenario started off like that and at some point the dominatrix, or the sub or maybe both of them thought it was a good idea to see how far a foot could be shoved in the blonde’s ass. Would you believe, the answer is all the way???? A foot with a shoe size of 7.5 wearing a sphincter for an anklet, only there is a orgasmic hottie still attached to it, unable to tear herself away. I knew Rod Fontana and he used to love it when Lena Ramon shoved her foot up his bum, but I don’t think they ever got to the heel. Needless to say, I find this part of the story really impressive and it’s not because of the depth and determination. What amazes me is that women can be every bit as stupid as any man.
So as the story goes, they got stuck and had to call for an ambulance. At which point the dom started to get angry because the medical professionals were snickering and making jokes behind their backs. (I’m guessing they weren’t very good at hiding their amusement) Honestly, I can’t blame them; just imagine the 911 operator asking “What seems to be the problem?” Did she just say, “I’ve got my foot stuck in lover’s ass?” or try to get an ambulance without explanation. Personally, if I had taken the call, I would be asking for a photo to show the severity of the situation…just to be sure that the call wasn’t a prank. (wink wink) Then with the most awesome photo to go along with this story, I would dispatch all the help I could muster. Along with the paramedics requested, I would send the police, because it could be a violent lover’s quarrel or domestic abuse. Then I would have to call the fire department, as there might be a serious methane gas leak and in my warped logic, I better also add in a hazmat team. Hell, while I’m at it, CNN and Fox (Clown News Network and Fools On X-tasy) can’t miss this opportunity to demonstrate the hazards associated with not social distancing because there was no mention of these ladies wearing masks or having been vaccinated against Covid, and clearly there was only ONE foot between them.
In the hospital, Lady Dom kept loosing her temper if she thought the staff lacked professionalism or sympathy. On the other hand, the blonde subbie was having the time of her life. From what I was told, she was constantly giggling, masturbating and having orgasms. Evidentially, being the joke of the emergency room, sat really well with her. In fact, I’m told that she argued with the doctor that she didn’t want muscle relaxants or pain killers, but requested a strong orderly grab her lover’s leg and pull hard. The doctor, being as professional as one can in the situation, played it safe and made the extraction responsibly.
Too bad for me, absolutely no one thought to phone me, because I would have paid them to let me film the entire ordeal. Double unfortunate, I have no way of verifying this story and subsequently, finding a way to contact the two women. I would love to document and recreate this scenario, so if by any chance either of those 2 ladies is reading this…. PLEASE EMAIL ME!
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