stupidity Archives - Steele Hard https://steelehard.com/category/stupidity/ Hamilton Steele Sat, 01 Jan 2022 03:25:17 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.1 https://steelehard.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/IMG_9805-150x150.jpg stupidity Archives - Steele Hard https://steelehard.com/category/stupidity/ 32 32 Learning to Live Again https://steelehard.com/2022/01/01/learning-to-live-again/ Sat, 01 Jan 2022 03:25:14 +0000 https://steelehard.com/?p=1273 Learning to live again is a choice It’s been said to me that learning to live again isn’t easy because it takes an act of defiance, a decision to face one’s fears. By comparison, cowardice is easy and requires almost no effort, save for repeating the same lies until you believe them wholeheartedly. The lying...

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Learning to live again is a choice

It’s been said to me that learning to live again isn’t easy because it takes an act of defiance, a decision to face one’s fears. By comparison, cowardice is easy and requires almost no effort, save for repeating the same lies until you believe them wholeheartedly. The lying to yourself is a vital because almost no one wants to admit to being a coward, especially to his/herself. So instead, fearfulness gets disguised as a virtuous act of bravery and the world has seen a lot of that in the past 2 years.

My childhood was filled with abuse perpetrated by many but mostly by my grade school teachers, government goons (aka. Law Enforcement) and even the medical system. Needless to say, that I have a lot of emotional baggage and know first hand, what learning to live again entails. First they punished me for my own good and later they punished me for the good of others. To this day, other than being born, I don’t know what my crimes were. What kind of crimes can any child between that of a newborn to adolescence commit? A soft spoke polite child that wasn’t violent or stole anything from anyone? But like millions, perhaps billions, of other children I was convicted without a trial or proof of any wrong doing.

There are monsters who disguise themselves as humans

Since 2019, we have all been battered by the media and government(s) with a non-stop fear mongering message of death. They told us that it’s brave to hide in our homes and that it’s virtuous to hate anyone who questions their authority. This is why we must start learning to live again, because since 2019, we’ve been waiting for death. Unfortunately the war we are caught up in is incomparable to anything in our known history, neither like Nazi Germany, nor the terrorist attacks of 9/11. Our enemy is now our neighbors, friends and even family members. Everyone who fails to conform 100% to the new normal, we are told, is a murderous saboteur against all that is good. – But this outcry for public safety is truly nothing more than the offspring of a political lust for power and corporate greed that isn’t satisfied by the $1000 made ever single second.

Fortunately, just as the darkest night has its dawn and every war must eventually end. The things that went bump in the night are never as scary as we let ourselves believe. When the sun rises, we can either use it to see the beauty of life or let it burn us as it illuminates the depths of our paranoia. When learning to live again, you must accept that the brave bathe themselves in glory, while the coward recoils in horror in recognition of the atrocities s/he has committed.

2022 is a new year with a new opportunity to be brave. This year our enemy isn’t Covid, but fascism, a mental illness that no doctor can treat. Its only cure is a bitter pill called truth! It doesn’t matter who you are because time will write your eulogy and it’ll either record you as brave or a coward. Which will depend on which side of history you chose to be on and that depends on if you’re learning to live again or continuing to wait for death…it comes for all of us, but how much better is the life lived than that feared?

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Baptist Church versus the Meat Puppet https://steelehard.com/2021/09/07/baptist-church-versus-the-meat-puppet/ Tue, 07 Sep 2021 20:37:32 +0000 https://steelehard.com/?p=709 A Baptist Church versus the Meat Puppet or more accurately, a bunch of holy roller crusaders declared a Jihad on me. I won’t get into a theological debate or justify my beliefs. However, I will go on record as saying that while I believe in God, I’m obviously not a member of the choir. Don’t...

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A Baptist Church versus the Meat Puppet or more accurately, a bunch of holy roller crusaders declared a Jihad on me.

I won’t get into a theological debate or justify my beliefs. However, I will go on record as saying that while I believe in God, I’m obviously not a member of the choir. Don’t worry, I’m not going out of my way to corrupt any young Christian ladies. But all bets are off, if they show up at my door, looking for work.

A very ravenous Baptist minister has discovered that I live and film within a 2 minute walk of his church. Somewhere in his twisted mind , he has gotten the idea, that I’ll make a good stepping stone to both further his career and grow his congregation. Now I fully support prayer, showing respect to the Divine and everyone’s right to assembly. But I am not so naive as to believe that churches are run by nothing but goodwill volunteers. I know they are filled with politics and those playing that political game are looking for both power and financial gain. Ministers are nothing more than local politicians.

I want my cut when anyone uses me to make a buck.

Needless to say, I’ll go for the throat the moment anyone tries to use me without paying me. As far as I’m concerned, this situation is no different. As luck has it, my enemy reads SteeleHard.com So without further diatribe drivel allow me to introduce everyone to the swinging Baptist Pastor and his slut wife.

These photos are from the 1990s, but rest assured, I’ve got stills and footage from as recently as a month ago. I want an end to the weekly group prayers in front of my home and the passing out pamphlets, to the people who visit me. Otherwise expect me to escalate this. I’ll post everything that a member of your organization has given me, complete with faces.

By the way, in case you haven’t noticed…you have more enemies than me. So think next time you hypocritically attack someone you think is an easy target.

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Loving all vaginas https://steelehard.com/2021/07/30/loving-all-vaginas/ Fri, 30 Jul 2021 20:28:16 +0000 https://steelehard.com/?p=648 I’ve never met a vagina that I didn’t love. Vaginas swallow sperm and in doing so, life starts. Later they push that life into the world and our adventures begin. They’re a great source of pleasure for both the vagina owner and the one she’s invited within. Come one come all, everyone cums when inside...

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I’ve never met a vagina that I didn’t love. Vaginas swallow sperm and in doing so, life starts. Later they push that life into the world and our adventures begin. They’re a great source of pleasure for both the vagina owner and the one she’s invited within. Come one come all, everyone cums when inside a vagina’s hall.

Give me skinny vagina, fat vagina, old vagina and young vagina. White girl vaginas pulsate, black vaginas are cool and tight, while Asian vaginas are full of delight. Hairy or shaved and all points in between, an unwelcome vagina, is yet to been seen. For vaginas make the world a much happier place. I kept calm through the lockdowns with 3 for my face. A source of income for pimps, and pornstars; pornographers and prostitutes even get cars.

In today’s world what’s under a girl’s dress, may fail to impress, when finding a pole while expecting a hole. For years we’ve heard songs about the sexy girl, the woman in red, the hottie in one’s bed but we need more songs to praise the velvety tunnel, the twat,the vagina, the squeaky clean slit, the origin of the world, the wet spot ‘neath the clit.

On the other hand everyone hates a cunt

Very often a cunt owns a vagina. But not all cunts are even female, since society has created the antisocial, self absorbed misfits that exemplify cunts. Therefore, being a cunt is a social construct no different than blue hair or believing that Mc Awful is nutritious and anyone pointing out your fat ass is invading your right to a safe space. So a cunt is a social construct or more accurately it’s a social disease.

Feminists seem to believe that vaginas need to be more masculine, and therefore no man should be allowed to enter a vagina because even an under-endowed penis sets the bar too high. I suspect that their “no penis allowed” policy is the reason that many men have taken to building their own vagina. And not out of rubber, but using the flesh of their own scrotum. It’s of course the man-made vagina and man-made woman that have left me with a cunt of a problem. A serious cunt that’s trying to fuck me in the ass.

A beautiful woman walked into my office looking to make porn videos. However, when she took off her clothes she had a penis where her vagina should be. It turns out that she’s doing porn in order to buy a vagina and get rid of her penis. Her story is a sad one, after having paid for a new face, having a rib removed, a vocal cord shaved and a set of tits, she ran out of money to pay for the one thing that she wanted the most, a vagina.

I assure everyone that I’m not a bigot in any way. My only prejudices and intolerance are purely based on money exchange rates and I’ll film a chick with a dick just as quick as I’ll film a double X chromosome female. However, that’s not heterosexual porn and even surprise penis is its own genre. So I truly wanted to film the woman but she wanted to be treated as a biological female and only do hetero fuck films.

In my best effort to help the woman with her vaginal expenses I offered her work in both a blow bang and bukkake video. My only request was that she leave her skirt on. (I would have said just the panties but her cock was just too big) But nope, she wanted to be on her back and get fucked in the ass just like any other female. So she has gotten a lawyer and now is suing me.

Oh well, as the French would say, C’est la vie.

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Covid testing no longer needed on adult sets https://steelehard.com/2021/06/01/covid-testing-no-longer-needed-on-adult-sets/ Tue, 01 Jun 2021 19:42:49 +0000 https://steelehard.com/?p=412 Performer Availability Screening Services (PASS) has said that they will no longer require testing for Covid-19 on sets that are fully vaccinated. That’s all fine and dandy but the question remains, who is PASS to dictate anything that happens on anyone’s set? I mean if they’re producing videos /content then they can make any rule...

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Performer Availability Screening Services (PASS) has said that they will no longer require testing for Covid-19 on sets that are fully vaccinated. That’s all fine and dandy but the question remains, who is PASS to dictate anything that happens on anyone’s set? I mean if they’re producing videos /content then they can make any rule and require anything they want on their OWN sets. However, when it comes another company’s production project , I really don’t think it’s any of their business what adults do. But if you listen to the noise of the Internet you’re given to believe that they’re some kind of powerful government body saying what everyone is allowed to do. Knowing better, I decided to read their statement.

PASS guidelines will no longer require COVID-19 testing for fully-vaccinated individuals on set pending the adoption by the Cal/OSHA Standard Board of the proposed changes to the COVID-19 Emergency Temporary Standards on June 3. 

All other safety protocols should remain in place, including symptom screening, social distancing, and masking when necessary. 

Increased vaccination rates can help us finally return to pre-pandemic protocols,” says Ian O’Brien, Executive Director of PASS. “While not everyone yet has access to the vaccine, we encourage those who are able to do so to protect themselves and the production community.” Continues: AVN.com

Bareback gangbang but wear a mask.

I don’t want to see anyone get sick and I understand that there’s been a lot of fear surrounding Covid but I also have a very old school attitude. Several things jump out at me… First who the hell wears masks making a fuck film, unless of course its a parody of germaphobe BDSM sex. Secondly, their big wig “executive director” (just how many pencil pushers do they have anyway?) is quoted saying “to protect themselves and the production community” Just because you keep a database of the performers, doesn’t mean you are producing anything, the talent could just as well go to their doctor and get tested and bring those results to a set. PASS is not involved in production, they just offer a centralized service, and let’s hope that their security is better than their predecessor or being in their database, may have disastrous consequences.

In this industry the people that get fucked over are almost always the performers and the producers, the very people that invest their time, their money and their bodies to produce a product. Whereas the people almost never get the shit end of the stick are those who make money from porn but have absolutely nothing to do with its creation. They use every trick possible, including public opinion, to convince others how invaluable they are, but seldom do they ever step foot on a porn set and even less will fuck in front of a camera. Everyone is free to think what they want about Sharon Mitchell, but before she founded AIM in 1998, she was gulping down sperm on video, just like all the other porn sluts. Just the same, Adult Industry Medical still screwed over performers in 2011 when 12k performers had their private information publicly exposed.

Finally the word “guidelines” jumps out. That tells me that they have no authority over anyone unless someone decided to adhere to heir regulations. No doubt their representatives will give anyone who talks to them a wonderful song and dance on how integral they are to this industry. And they’ll probably try to scare independent producers by threatening to withhold services and claiming how much that will hurt the would be pornographer. Other non-porn companies do this sort of bullshit so I don’t see PASS being any different.

The best advice I was ever given in this industry still holds true today. Never be in a porn video when you’re afraid that someone might find out or if you’re scared of getting gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, HIV and now, Covid-19. Instead get an regular job or stay home. In the adult industry when something bad happens (and it will) no one is going to save you, or help you; you’re on your own. No amount of paperwork or tests is going to protect anyone when the shit hits the fan and if it’s real trouble, even your friends will make themselves scarce. This is the adult industry and at the end of the day only the adults will survive in it.

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Lesbian gets her foot stuck in lover’s ass https://steelehard.com/2021/05/06/lesbian-gets-her-foot-stuck-in-lovers-ass/ Thu, 06 May 2021 19:35:28 +0000 https://steelehard.com/?p=327 Please let this be true! In my career I often hear some really wild stories but this one has me both cracking up and cussing that I wasn’t around to film it. It starts off with 2 above average looking women hooking up from the Internet. One described herself as a blonde submissive in her...

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Please let this be true!

In my career I often hear some really wild stories but this one has me both cracking up and cussing that I wasn’t around to film it. It starts off with 2 above average looking women hooking up from the Internet. One described herself as a blonde submissive in her late 20s while the other claimed to be a dominate in her late 30s. By that description I’m imagining typical dom-sub lesbo sex including is some hair pulling and fisting, and probably some booze or drugs too.

I’m guessing that this scenario started off like that and at some point the dominatrix, or the sub or maybe both of them thought it was a good idea to see how far a foot could be shoved in the blonde’s ass. Would you believe, the answer is all the way???? A foot with a shoe size of 7.5 wearing a sphincter for an anklet, only there is a orgasmic hottie still attached to it, unable to tear herself away. I knew Rod Fontana and he used to love it when Lena Ramon shoved her foot up his bum, but I don’t think they ever got to the heel. Needless to say, I find this part of the story really impressive and it’s not because of the depth and determination. What amazes me is that women can be every bit as stupid as any man.

So as the story goes, they got stuck and had to call for an ambulance. At which point the dom started to get angry because the medical professionals were snickering and making jokes behind their backs. (I’m guessing they weren’t very good at hiding their amusement) Honestly, I can’t blame them; just imagine the 911 operator asking “What seems to be the problem?” Did she just say, “I’ve got my foot stuck in lover’s ass?” or try to get an ambulance without explanation. Personally, if I had taken the call, I would be asking for a photo to show the severity of the situation…just to be sure that the call wasn’t a prank. (wink wink) Then with the most awesome photo to go along with this story, I would dispatch all the help I could muster. Along with the paramedics requested, I would send the police, because it could be a violent lover’s quarrel or domestic abuse. Then I would have to call the fire department, as there might be a serious methane gas leak and in my warped logic, I better also add in a hazmat team. Hell, while I’m at it, CNN and Fox (Clown News Network and Fools On X-tasy) can’t miss this opportunity to demonstrate the hazards associated with not social distancing because there was no mention of these ladies wearing masks or having been vaccinated against Covid, and clearly there was only ONE foot between them.

In the hospital, Lady Dom kept loosing her temper if she thought the staff lacked professionalism or sympathy. On the other hand, the blonde subbie was having the time of her life. From what I was told, she was constantly giggling, masturbating and having orgasms. Evidentially, being the joke of the emergency room, sat really well with her. In fact, I’m told that she argued with the doctor that she didn’t want muscle relaxants or pain killers, but requested a strong orderly grab her lover’s leg and pull hard. The doctor, being as professional as one can in the situation, played it safe and made the extraction responsibly.

Too bad for me, absolutely no one thought to phone me, because I would have paid them to let me film the entire ordeal. Double unfortunate, I have no way of verifying this story and subsequently, finding a way to contact the two women. I would love to document and recreate this scenario, so if by any chance either of those 2 ladies is reading this…. PLEASE EMAIL ME!

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Making Snuff Videos https://steelehard.com/2021/04/28/making-snuff-videos/ Wed, 28 Apr 2021 18:26:03 +0000 https://steelehard.com/?p=304 A snuff film is where a scumbag pornographer goes out and records a real life rape or murder. When I first got into porn someone asked me if I believed that snuff films actually existed. My answer at the time was, was, “Hell, NO!” . Truth be told, the adult industry is filled with the...

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A snuff film is where a scumbag pornographer goes out and records a real life rape or murder.

When I first got into porn someone asked me if I believed that snuff films actually existed. My answer at the time was, was, “Hell, NO!” . Truth be told, the adult industry is filled with the vilest of human garbage. A low level porn turd is a mope that contributes almost nothing with his presence, good examples of them abound in GFY’s political section. The goofs over there spend long hours posting “Bidon sucks” and “Trump’s stupid” and if they vanished no one would notice. On the other hand, high level porno excrement are the makers of child porn and snuff movies. Now everyone knows that child pornographers exist, but there’s no proof of snuff film producers. Oh and just to make my position very clear on child porn, I’m an advocate of castration for males and type 3 genital mutilation for women for a 1st offense and a slow painful death penalty for a 2nd offense. I’ll happily cooperate with both law enforcement and the Mafia to bring down anyone that abuses an innocent child.

Now there are examples of real-time death recordings, but this is NOT a snuff film. So, I’m not talking about all those violent videos of gang violence in Latin America or the street fights of the Big Looters Movement (BLM) in the United States. Those videos are recorded by a zuccone with a phone or reporters such as the Clown News Network (C.N.N), who call them peaceful protestors, or Fools On X-tasy (Fox), who say it’s a communist attack. Regardless of the source, these people are being opportunists, none of them are actually paying to have someone killed. A snuff film needs a producer (the money /or influence behind it’s creation) and his desire means that it will contain more than the deadly blow. The victim may beg and plead or s/he may reveal personal details about themselves which makes the killing seem more tragic. The ambulance chasers of the media, are not providing more than a chance recording of an accidental death or passion killing, which is very different from the pre-planned and coordinated recording of a coldblooded first degree murder, but I think they are just as reprehensible.

But would someone volunteer to be in a murder porn?

My gut originally said no one would be that stupid to want to be killed at the end of a porno. Mentally, I just couldn’t get past the idea of a director saying, “Quiet on set! We’re ready for the gun shot!” Everyone I know in the porn industry wants to get paid and you can’t cash a check when you’re dead. Unfortunately for me, excluding dick pics, I have a bad habit of answering my emails. There’s a comic on Ted Talks that talks about his adventures in responding to email scams, well I guarantee that I receive far more entertaining messages than the Nigerian scammer.

However, all that changed the day that I responded to Carl, not his real name, who messaged me about wanting to be in a snuff film. At first I was just being an asshole looking for a laugh and after a handful of correspondences, I still hadn’t figured out that he was deadly serious . There was one thing that I hadn’t thought of and that was desperation could provide a source of talent willing to be murdered. Needless to say, I really wish I hadn’t responded to that email.

As my bad luck and my idiotic curiosity would have it, Carl was only a 3 hour drive from me. So like a moron, I set up a meeting and I was shocked when I walked into the restaurant and seen the man. He was in the last stages of terminal cancer and he looked like a corpse. In fact, he even smelt like a rotting cadaver. He informed me that he normally wears a lot of cologne to mask his scent but he wanted to make a good first impression on me.

Carl is dirt poor and he wants to leave some money to his family after his death. What’s more, he also doesn’t want to strap them with the expense of burying him and being killed in a snuff video would easily solve both of his problems. The pornographer could murder him and then dig a hole and bury him in some unmarked grave. In my career I’ve met all kinds of people, from homeless drug addicts to actual royalty. This however, was a new one for me and I still don’t know if there’s a right way to handle the situation. (Again, I should have just deleted his email).

All of this has caused me to reconsider my belief that a true snuff film doesn’t exist. I will never be involved in it’s production, but knowing the exploitative scum that I have encountered, there are people out there willing to do the deed, if not pull the trigger themselves, then at least film a killer splattering someone’s brains across a room. People get killed all the time so murderers can be found. And now I realize willing victims exist too, hidden among the suicidal, the terminally ill and the mentally ill. All that is needed for a snuff film to become a reality is a few introductions. I can even very easily imagine the catalyst to everything, the wealthy private collector providing the financial backing for one. So I no longer believe that snuff is a myth and that there is indeed, real murder porn out there… somewhere.

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20 years old with a limp dick https://steelehard.com/2021/04/13/20-years-old-with-a-limp-dick/ Tue, 13 Apr 2021 22:24:24 +0000 https://steelehard.com/?p=274 You’ve got a serious problem when you’re 20 and you need Viagra. I was 22 the first time I woke up in the morning without a ranging boner. For as long as I could remember, my dick would be standing at attention, even before I had opened my groggy eyes. and yet there I was,...

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You’ve got a serious problem when you’re 20 and you need Viagra.

I was 22 the first time I woke up in the morning without a ranging boner. For as long as I could remember, my dick would be standing at attention, even before I had opened my groggy eyes. and yet there I was, wide awake with panic convincing me that I somehow broke my cock. A week from hell ensued, as I ran around to doctors determined to figure out what was wrong with me since “Oscar” wasn’t coming out to play. The more I worried, the more he just laid there, limp and lifeless. Finally, a hot piece of female ass crossed in front of my car and suddenly blood started to flow in to him again. So being the good pervert that I am, I pulled in behind a building and put my cock to work. I spewed so hard that I hit my rear view mirror. (I wasn’t aiming)

In the days after I went on a sex crazed bender. I fucked girls my age, old women, skinny women, fat women and married women in front of their spouses. If they were female and willing to screw, I screwed them. No booze, no drugs, no Viagra, no questions… nothing but me, Oscar and whatever lucky lady that crossed my path. My cock ain’t the smallest or the biggest but he is the proudest! Which is part of the reason in the years to follow I put him to use professionally.

Guys are always trying to get into porn, and I make it very clear that it’s not going to happen unless they bring a woman with them. Also, if I am their entry point into the jizz biz, I don’t pay for the first scene. And if the guy fails to get wood, then it’s my cock that goes in his girl, so the footage can be used. After-all I have the equipment, the contacts and the know how to make real porn, and I’m not doing it for the betterment of society; this is my living, I’m providing the opportunity and my time is money, so the least I can get is a scene for my trouble.

A 20 year old guy pestered the hell out of me for a month about becoming a pornstar. To be fair, I did everything to discourage the kid because the era of perverted video rebels pretty much came to an end by 2008. Today’s so-called sex warriors have never fucked like we fucked and they’ll never enjoy the rebellious notoriety that we enjoyed. But in today’s generation of Only Fuckers online, no previous generation of men were ever as fucked in the head.

He manages to bring me a hot piece of ass female and she’s ready to do everyone and everything. Plus the young man whips his dick out at me and I’m impressed, there’s a good 10 inches of meat hanging between his legs. Well, I’m not about to wait around and I grab my camera to film some screwing. But everything goes to shit real fast because Mr. Hung can’t get an erection. Under normal circumstances, this is no big deal, because I put the camera on a tripod and screw his girlfriend. Only it turns out that he almost never gets an erection, (Now he tells me). What he would prefer is to suck my dick while she fists his ass. Whoaa, hang on a minute dude, wrong genre. I’m old school and I’m not interested in men. The whore in me probably has a price for that, but this was NOT the opportunity I was offering the young wannabe stud.

Well, I end up doing his woman while he sits in my living room playing with his phone. I feel bad for Joe Softie, and don’t want to be an asshole, so I offer him a scene as a bottom in a gay video. But he refuses, thinks I am a bigger asshole now than before I offered, because he believes he is heterosexual. Now I’m perplexed, his pecker doesn’t work, he likes sucking cock and taking a fist in his ass but he doesn’t consider himself gay or bisexual. So I’m wondering, if making porn is going to get easier because I can just film whatever and it won’t matter what genre it is? Or, is it going to get more difficult because there are going to be a trillion different genres of sex that I’m going to have to learn to identify?

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Meanwhile in Canada https://steelehard.com/2021/04/10/meanwhile-in-canada/ Sat, 10 Apr 2021 15:08:16 +0000 https://steelehard.com/?p=247 Canada’s greatest past time isn’t hockey, it’s virtue signalling. In case you don’t know, virtue signalling is basically a small child telling everyone what a special, good boy he is. From a five year old, it’s cute; when adults do it, it’s annoying. And when it’s part of nation’s culture, it’s fucking pathetic. Canadians love...

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Canada’s greatest past time isn’t hockey, it’s virtue signalling. In case you don’t know, virtue signalling is basically a small child telling everyone what a special, good boy he is. From a five year old, it’s cute; when adults do it, it’s annoying. And when it’s part of nation’s culture, it’s fucking pathetic. Canadians love telling everyone that they’re not Americans, that they are more peaceful than their gun toting counterparts. Their inclusive society looks at gated communities like xenophobic klan gatherings, and they take great pride in showing how smart they are communicating in polite, politically correct exchanges… but Covid lockdowns are showing them that they’re idiots.

I’ve got a few friends in Canuckastan, and they tell me they have a nationalized dollar store called Craparama. Only it’s not really a dollar store because most of the good stuff is $4.00. (Only Canadians will overpay for cheap Chinese shit.) After over a year of gov’t restrictions and with their American counterparts opening up, it seems Canucks are still waging a polite war against the China virus… All their stores are closed except the dollar store and Wagglemart because germs have adapted to the low grade government regulated hand sanitizer. To make matters even worst, Chinese imports that line the shelves of these stores, are teaming with Coronaviruses, so on the shelves they must stay, no one can buy them.

So my good friend Singh walks into the crapola store looking to buy a can of beans, dish detergent, a dish sponge and a kitchen sink stopper. However, when he gets to the cashier, the woman takes out the sponge, and the sink stopper and tells him they’re non-essential. My friend is dumbfounded, he has been dutifully under house arrest and now he wonders what he did wrong, because he did everything he was told. Which in Canadianese means that he was expecting to get a pat on the head for being a “good boy” and not denied spending his gov’t check on what he sees in the prison store.

All this virtue signalling, good little patsy stuff made me curious about the biggest Canuckian that I know. It’s GFY’s #1 basement wimp from Montreal, 2MuchMark. Last weekend he waited in line outside of the Olympic Stadium, the place where Bruce Jenner outran his own balls in 1976, for his anti-Covid shot. Sadly, French Canadiens are so scared of the Coronavirus that they didn’t have the customary line of government employees available to praise Cowardians for being good and doing as they’re told. So poor Marky had to go online and proudly proclaim to pornographic webmasters how special he was, to get some virtual high 5s‘.

Fortunately, for Canadians there is a silver lining to all of this Covid insanity. Part of the foundation of communism is its make work programs. So even if their bosses go out of business, there will be no shortage of government jobs for people willing to pat Canucks on their heads and tell them how good they are. In the meantime, Trudeau and Rob Ford want to assure the public that boot licking is still germ free.

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Free Speech Coalition teaching performers financial planning https://steelehard.com/2021/04/07/free-speech-collation-teaching-performers-financial-planning/ Wed, 07 Apr 2021 18:16:51 +0000 https://steelehard.com/?p=217 The Free Speech Coalition has announced it will host a special FSC INSPIRE session focused on tax preparation for adult workers this Thursday, April 8 at 11am PST. The session, hosted by FSC Industry Relations Advocate Lotus Lain, will feature tax preparer Lauren Fumagalli, a veteran performer and IRS Enrolled Agent with 16 years of...

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The Free Speech Coalition has announced it will host a special FSC INSPIRE session focused on tax preparation for adult workers this Thursday, April 8 at 11am PST. The session, hosted by FSC Industry Relations Advocate Lotus Lain, will feature tax preparer Lauren Fumagalli, a veteran performer and IRS Enrolled Agent with 16 years of tax experience, bookkeeper Jessie Hornby (Nerds4Numbers) and AILAA-founder Mary Moody. Source: https://www.ynot.com/fsc-inspire-financial-panel/

If there ever was a period in history that needed champions to fight for Freedom of Speech it’s today. Fortunately, we’ve got the porn industry’s Free Speech Collation to wage this holy war for us. But their first priority is to teach porn performers how to manage their money. Nevermind that Fartbook, Twatter and Poogle are dictating what the world can and can not read; porn sluts need their tax return money to pay for their Amazonian purchases. In FSC’s defense, they’re most likely overworked and understaffed, so I’ve decided to step up to the plate and offer a free money management lesson.

Now, I never point out a problem unless I have an idea for a solution and the problem, as I see it, with porno chicks is that they can’t visualize normal math. So let’s walk through a simple calculation.

Let’s say you want to buy a pink Victorian Secret butt thong at $20 and 2 clitoral stimulating vibrators at $40 and the government wants to fuck you in the ass and bill you $50. How much will this cost you?

  • A) 1 Blowjob scene with an average pornographer
  • B) 3 Blowjobs scenes with an asshole that thinks he’s a pornographer
  • C) Fuck It! Just post an escort ad, pay the government and then only accept cash now
  • D) Login to LonelyFans and work for a month
  • E) All of the above! Embrace the dark side of capitalism and get all the money you can

See how easy that was? It’s all in the language and how you present the problem. Getting porn performers to manage their money is as easy as getting them to think in terms of sex acts. ie. Get fucked in the ass 3 times and you can have a $3k car. Getting them to pay their taxes is equally easy, “The government is your pimp. Give him your money or he’ll take your shit and kick you to the curb like a common street whore.”

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Governor Cuomo has a penis https://steelehard.com/2021/04/01/governor-cuomo-has-a-penis/ Thu, 01 Apr 2021 13:09:34 +0000 https://steelehard.com/?p=172 Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo is confronting the most tumultuous moment of his political career, after multiple women, including current and former state employees, accused him of sexual harassment or other inappropriate behavior. Source: New York Times During the New York lock-downs a colleague of mine made a ton of money supplying pussy to the rich...

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Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo is confronting the most tumultuous moment of his political career, after multiple women, including current and former state employees, accused him of sexual harassment or other inappropriate behavior. Source: New York Times

During the New York lock-downs a colleague of mine made a ton of money supplying pussy to the rich and powerful. But even among the elites, there’s always some dumb fucker that would rather try his luck with civilian twat, than stick to working with the professionals. The fact is, that someone has to pretty fucking stupid to have a high profile job such as Governor of New York and not figure out that they shouldn’t be talking about their genitals with office staff. I mean they’ve obviously got the money, so they should call a pussy-for-hire to get it out of their system.

Bill Clinton did similar. However getting a blow job from Lewinsky wasn’t the dumbest thing he ever did, that was marrying Hillary. I mean Billy should have been in porn, considering that he actually could get a hard on and mate with Dracula. It’s also a certainty that his wife never sucked him off, because no one could shut her up long enough to sneak a dick in there. Besides she would probably just chew it up and spit it out. (The Whore of Babylon does not swallow!)

Next is Congresswoman Katie Hill, who proves that a woman can always do a much better job than a man. In this situation she did a better job fucking up. Not only did she fuck her office intern, but she photographed herself doing it, buck naked while smoking a bong and sporting a Nazi tattoo right next to her cunt. And being the power player that she is, she also turned her husband into a cuckold, who like a good little cuck, immediately went on the Internet posting photos of Katie’s ass to look for other men to fuck her.

Does anyone have an uncensored photo of this bitch ?

So I’m wondering what exactly did Gov. Cum do to these women? Knowing the man has his nipples pierced, makes me wonder if he likes men more than women? Or perhaps he just likes males that identify as women, so by modern definitions the Cummer is hetero afterall ? And maybe I really need to take a college course to understand this gender identity stuff.

So Andrew’s dick came up with its own version of the #metoo movement. Only in his situation, he’s an ageing butt-ugly politician who loads his Johnny Bravo Pez dispenser with Viagra. During the New York lockdowns, he could have gone to a nursing home and fucked a few grannies. They wouldn’t have cared if he only gave them 3 minutes of semi-hard cock, because they haven’t been paid any sexual attention in at least 10 years. Also today’s grannies were the LSD swallowing naked sluts at Woodstock and later some went on to become cocaine snorting disco bunnies. Trust me if he whipped out his pee pee in an old age home, the cries would have been, ” Me too Please !” coming from the old ladies. And we’ll never know, maybe even some of the old men would have enjoyed playing with his nipple piercings.

“Hey little girl do you want some candy?”

Perverts like Gov. Andy used to be such class acts. They used to cut the pockets out of their pants and ride the public bus all day. Everyone saw that creepy guy in the back was playing with his Cuomo and no one seemed to mind. In fact, in New York it was considered wholesome family entertainment. Young girls used to ask their moms to go watch the dirty old men stroking their Cuomos outside of the peep shows. When you consider how much a degenerate publicly pulling on his Cuomo used to contribute to single moms, the sex industry and the life education of young females, it just makes you mad. The Governor of New York’s dad probably put millions in the g-strings of single moms because you know, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…especially in the Big Apple.

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