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]]>I had been promising for weeks that my business partner and I were going to start making video podcasts (vlogs). Well, we finally did it with Steele Hard 15 but there were still a few bugs that we needed to fix. We’re old school video producers and everything we did involved film sets, makeup, etc. It never occurred to us just how difficult it was to simply sit in front of a small camera and make our conversation somewhat entertaining. Needless to say, we had to learn some new skills and find a video host because youtube sure as hell didn’t want anything to do with us. We also never considered that our first perfected podcast would be titled,”Erectile dysfunction with a ghost story.”
In Steele Hard 17 we tackle something that I need to worry about with each production and that’s making sure each cock on set is hard and ready to fuck. For most men, there comes a moment when their penis decides to go on strike for better working conditions. Normally these moments of refusal to work, are just that, a few moments. However, sometimes the lockout can go on for weeks and even months. It’s only when labor negotiations completely break down that your once living cock has officially contracted the disease of “Limpitnitis Dickous” (limp dick). Therefore the first half our podcast, “Erectile dysfunction with a ghost story” podcast addresses men that just can’t get it up.
Some men prefer to make love and others just want to screw. It doesn’t really matter which you prefer because in the end, it all involves being able to penetrate your partner with a good stiff penis. Sadly even Viagra will fail when you’re under too much stress and unlike pornstars, not many men have the fortitude to use a Caverject. I’m being very honest when I say that you need steele balls to be able to jab your cock with a needle. I’ve been hoping to devote a podcast on this issue for a while now, but were at a loss for a complimentary secondary subject. As you can see, I didn’t find one and because similarly we had nothing to go along with our paranormal story, we just decided to put these two orphan podcast segments together. Henceforth, erectile dysfunction with a ghost story.
The ghost story part of our podcast, erectile dysfunction with a ghost story talks about a real life event that happened to us on set. My business partner, a makeup artist and myself all had a brush with the paranormal which left me wondering if I had sex with an actual ghost. We met a lovely and beautiful woman in Paris, France and scheduled a shoot a few weeks down the road. Unknown to us, misfortune struck for our aspiring porn actress and she was killed in a car accident before the shoot. However because we never knew she was dead, when she showed up on set, we went ahead with the production….she gave a great performance.
Had I known that I was fucking a phantom, I’m sure that this podcast about erectile dysfunction with a ghost story would have been about a meat puppet that overdosed on Cilias pills trying to regain the ability to work. Luckily, we didn’t know that we were living a ghost story at the time. In fact, I’m still not 100% convinced that this was truly a brush with the world of the undead, but I don’t doubt that it’s possible. I guess it’s up to the listener to decide what really happened and I hope that you enjoy Steele Hard 17, Erectile Dysfunction with a Ghost Story.
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]]>Progress, when it comes to the porn industry, is really nothing more than change. And since the sex acts have essentially remained the same for all of human history, change comes in the form of how we record and distribute our products. For years now, the mantra has been “Adapt or Die“, almost always telling someone to figure out how to embrace new technologies. This short sighted approach may work for geeks that spend the majority of their lives on the Internet in front of some sort of screen. But it doesn’t make sense to continuously upgrade your camera equipment when the investment doesn’t increase profits, but rather just keeps you making the same product at an increased cost for an over saturated market.
It’s the smart businessman that realizes his objective is to earn a profit on his investment. Therefore, adapt or die has nothing to do with embracing new tech and everything to do with exploiting his own imagination. It is all about finding someone willing to pay for something you can sell. It doesn’t matter what you sell, only that the consumer sees it as valuable and is willing to pay for it. Getting into the mind of the consumer to learn what he wants and then making him believe that you’re the only one in the world that can satisfy him, is the greatest economic game of adapt or die in existence. Greed is what makes you go after the product and greed to have something someone else has, is what makes the consumer want it. It’s what made the cave-woman seduce the caveman to get the woolly mammoth blanket. Hell, it’s what made the caveman take down the woolly mammoth, to have a hot body sharing his bed.
A successful businessman can be likened to a conniving whore, whose only loyalty is to the bottom line, not any particular client. Find someone willing to pay more for what you’re selling and the price goes up. Greed is natural and in any business adaptation it’s a good thing, despite that most people are ashamed to admit it. Because without greed, we would never feel the need to adapt, and probably, if the expression has any validity, die out.
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]]>Today’s conversation includes information about private versus exclusive porn videos and an accidental pregnancy that happens on our set during an actual impregnation video. Also, we include our loved segment where we make fun out of stupid emails that we get. So there’s lots to keep listeners entertained for 30 minutes.
This was a doozy of a podcast to get done. Neither Ghost nor myself were in the frame of mind to sit down and talk about our adventures but we knew that it might another 2 weeks before we got another chance to create a new podcast. So for better or for worse here it is.
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]]>Everyone seems to be taking things easy after our 4th of July celebrations. Ghost and myself discuss Shay Sights new endeavor on Only Fans, which leads to a brief conversation about problems verifying ID with the platform. We then move on to laughing at Big Phat Cock, a listener with dreams being a pornstar / producer. He emailed us with his recruitment specifications and knowing how things are really done, we had much to say in response. Lastly we touch upon the connection between politics and the porn industry.
Not a typical conversation but definitely worth a listen
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]]>This is our 2nd podcast and it looks like our beginner’s luck has already run out. We struggled getting the conversation going and had to start over a handful of times. Eventually we managed to click and published a very acceptable podcast about various issues within the adult industry.
Our topics included the controversy of using the PCR test for both HIV and Covid, how to find porn talent; we mock a would-be pornographer’s efforts to illustrate what NOT to do and we also touch upon some challenges a pornographer could face when dealing with big tech.
The SteeleHard.com podcast is now available on Spotify, Google Podcasts, and Breaker.
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]]>For better or for worse, but hopefully entertaining, the Jizz Biz’s Meat Puppet finally got off his ass and published a podcast. Topics include, the need to get your paperwork in order, producing for collectors and the demise of the last porn theater in Paris France. I am joined by Ghost, my production assistant, for a little business talk and some laughs about our misadventures in dealing with the regular public.
As with everything, I maintained an old school approach to producing this podcast, but I have high hopes for it. The philosophy behind its format is to follow the KISS rule. Producing content need not be so complicated, and the easiest way to keep things simple is to keep them real. Hopefully others find my reality as entertaining as I do. So anyone that’s looking for stellar special effects, or big name celebrity guests would be better off looking for a different podcast. On the other hand, if you’re looking for a glimpse in to the life of a veteran pornographer then the Steele Hard show is going to be a treat for you.
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