Loving all vaginas

I’ve never met a vagina that I didn’t love. Vaginas swallow sperm and in doing so, life starts. Later they push that life into the world and our adventures begin. They’re a great source of pleasure for both the vagina owner and the one she’s invited within. Come one come all, everyone cums when inside a vagina’s hall.

Give me skinny vagina, fat vagina, old vagina and young vagina. White girl vaginas pulsate, black vaginas are cool and tight, while Asian vaginas are full of delight. Hairy or shaved and all points in between, an unwelcome vagina, is yet to been seen. For vaginas make the world a much happier place. I kept calm through the lockdowns with 3 for my face. A source of income for pimps, and pornstars; pornographers and prostitutes even get cars.

In today’s world what’s under a girl’s dress, may fail to impress, when finding a pole while expecting a hole. For years we’ve heard songs about the sexy girl, the woman in red, the hottie in one’s bed but we need more songs to praise the velvety tunnel, the twat,the vagina, the squeaky clean slit, the origin of the world, the wet spot ‘neath the clit.

On the other hand everyone hates a cunt

Very often a cunt owns a vagina. But not all cunts are even female, since society has created the antisocial, self absorbed misfits that exemplify cunts. Therefore, being a cunt is a social construct no different than blue hair or believing that Mc Awful is nutritious and anyone pointing out your fat ass is invading your right to a safe space. So a cunt is a social construct or more accurately it’s a social disease.

Feminists seem to believe that vaginas need to be more masculine, and therefore no man should be allowed to enter a vagina because even an under-endowed penis sets the bar too high. I suspect that their “no penis allowed” policy is the reason that many men have taken to building their own vagina. And not out of rubber, but using the flesh of their own scrotum. It’s of course the man-made vagina and man-made woman that have left me with a cunt of a problem. A serious cunt that’s trying to fuck me in the ass.

A beautiful woman walked into my office looking to make porn videos. However, when she took off her clothes she had a penis where her vagina should be. It turns out that she’s doing porn in order to buy a vagina and get rid of her penis. Her story is a sad one, after having paid for a new face, having a rib removed, a vocal cord shaved and a set of tits, she ran out of money to pay for the one thing that she wanted the most, a vagina.

I assure everyone that I’m not a bigot in any way. My only prejudices and intolerance are purely based on money exchange rates and I’ll film a chick with a dick just as quick as I’ll film a double X chromosome female. However, that’s not heterosexual porn and even surprise penis is its own genre. So I truly wanted to film the woman but she wanted to be treated as a biological female and only do hetero fuck films.

In my best effort to help the woman with her vaginal expenses I offered her work in both a blow bang and bukkake video. My only request was that she leave her skirt on. (I would have said just the panties but her cock was just too big) But nope, she wanted to be on her back and get fucked in the ass just like any other female. So she has gotten a lawyer and now is suing me.

Oh well, as the French would say, C’est la vie.

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