Governor Cuomo has a penis

Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo is confronting the most tumultuous moment of his political career, after multiple women, including current and former state employees, accused him of sexual harassment or other inappropriate behavior. Source: New York Times

During the New York lock-downs a colleague of mine made a ton of money supplying pussy to the rich and powerful. But even among the elites, there’s always some dumb fucker that would rather try his luck with civilian twat, than stick to working with the professionals. The fact is, that someone has to pretty fucking stupid to have a high profile job such as Governor of New York and not figure out that they shouldn’t be talking about their genitals with office staff. I mean they’ve obviously got the money, so they should call a pussy-for-hire to get it out of their system.

Bill Clinton did similar. However getting a blow job from Lewinsky wasn’t the dumbest thing he ever did, that was marrying Hillary. I mean Billy should have been in porn, considering that he actually could get a hard on and mate with Dracula. It’s also a certainty that his wife never sucked him off, because no one could shut her up long enough to sneak a dick in there. Besides she would probably just chew it up and spit it out. (The Whore of Babylon does not swallow!)

Next is Congresswoman Katie Hill, who proves that a woman can always do a much better job than a man. In this situation she did a better job fucking up. Not only did she fuck her office intern, but she photographed herself doing it, buck naked while smoking a bong and sporting a Nazi tattoo right next to her cunt. And being the power player that she is, she also turned her husband into a cuckold, who like a good little cuck, immediately went on the Internet posting photos of Katie’s ass to look for other men to fuck her.

Does anyone have an uncensored photo of this bitch ?

So I’m wondering what exactly did Gov. Cum do to these women? Knowing the man has his nipples pierced, makes me wonder if he likes men more than women? Or perhaps he just likes males that identify as women, so by modern definitions the Cummer is hetero afterall ? And maybe I really need to take a college course to understand this gender identity stuff.

So Andrew’s dick came up with its own version of the #metoo movement. Only in his situation, he’s an ageing butt-ugly politician who loads his Johnny Bravo Pez dispenser with Viagra. During the New York lockdowns, he could have gone to a nursing home and fucked a few grannies. They wouldn’t have cared if he only gave them 3 minutes of semi-hard cock, because they haven’t been paid any sexual attention in at least 10 years. Also today’s grannies were the LSD swallowing naked sluts at Woodstock and later some went on to become cocaine snorting disco bunnies. Trust me if he whipped out his pee pee in an old age home, the cries would have been, ” Me too Please !” coming from the old ladies. And we’ll never know, maybe even some of the old men would have enjoyed playing with his nipple piercings.

“Hey little girl do you want some candy?”

Perverts like Gov. Andy used to be such class acts. They used to cut the pockets out of their pants and ride the public bus all day. Everyone saw that creepy guy in the back was playing with his Cuomo and no one seemed to mind. In fact, in New York it was considered wholesome family entertainment. Young girls used to ask their moms to go watch the dirty old men stroking their Cuomos outside of the peep shows. When you consider how much a degenerate publicly pulling on his Cuomo used to contribute to single moms, the sex industry and the life education of young females, it just makes you mad. The Governor of New York’s dad probably put millions in the g-strings of single moms because you know, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…especially in the Big Apple.

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