Men’s skirts emerge as a fashion trend

Skirts have been included in the autumn/winter collections of Stefan Cooke, Ludovic de Saint Sernin, Burberry and Jaden Smith’s MSFTSrep label.   Source: TheGuardian.com

Escort girls are some of the most liberal progressive people on the planet. They’re pro-gay, pro-choice, pro-drugs, and pro-bowering money. The only time they’re not willing to save the world from itself is when it comes to free love in which the mere mention of it turns them into evil capitalists willing to kill hippies. The ultimate path to happiness for these girls is sucking $200 out of some guy’s cock.

Blondie, my escort chick, says to me that I’m far too old fashion and bigoted to wear a skirt. Well I’m insulted and I beg to differ with her because I would absolutely wear a skirt. However, I want the tartan of Clan Macleod and it has to be assesorized with a Scottish bastard sword. That way I can scream “There can be only one!” as I swing it at some Highlander called James Fraser. So hell yea, I’m more than happy to wear a man skirt!

That’s not a skirt… It’s a Scottish kilt

She had to inform me that there’s a difference between skirts and kilts. Well duh!!!! A kilt is what you wear when you go in to battle because you might accidentally shit yourself when your enemies point a catapult at you. Whereas today’s soldiers of fortune crap in W.A.G bags and wear Depends adult diapers. So for preppers (or SCA /LARP geeks) a kilt is a necessary part of their uniform. Unfortunately my explanation wasn’t good enough for Ms. Rent-a-cunt because she then had tell me that I’m homophobic and culturally offensive.

Seriously WTF!?!? I’m Sicilian, so being offensive is my culture. I fucking insult everyone except the Virgin Mary and even then I’m wondering how hairy her bush was. Also us Wops gave the world the first MMA WWE Ultimate Fighting matches. We had Gladiators and they wore off the shoulder man white dresses that turned red when they gutted a man. Also, let me set the record straight that no one scares me unless they work for the IRS or have a gun.

Sometimes the only way to make a working girl shut up is to gag her with a cock. The more she talked the more I seriously thought of pulling out my Oscar and shoving it down her throat. But this young lady is working for me and escort girls become worse than porn chicks after you fuck them. This means that I was forced to continue to listen to her drivel.

She’s escorting and therefore participating in the evil patriarchy in order to pay for her college education. In whatever social gender warrior classes that she’s enrolled in has taught her that I’m a white supremacist and it’s my outdated attitude that’s fucked up the world. Which is total bullshit because the only bad thing I did was give millions of men under the age of 35 erectile dysfunction. However, in my defense big tech has had more to do with that than me. All I do is film the porn and it’s the Zucker cult that mass distributes it to curious 8 year olds.

What’s fucked up the world are the stupid people that think they know how to fix the world’s problems. Besides if my young, dumb and full of cum escort girl was smart she would have figured out that the easiest and cheapest way to get a college degree is to suck off the guy that prints them for Harfart University. That way she gets an official document with her name on it while saving both time and money.

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