“There are 2 ways to make a lasting impression on someone. You can either pull out our cock and piss on their shoes or you can sucker punch them in the mouth.” Well, this is the Internet and I can’t really urinate on someone’s loafers or belt them in the mouth and to be honest, neither is really my style. However, on the Internet there’s no shortage of easy targets that I can piss off. Let’s face it, we live in the era where Dr. Seuss and Dumbo are considered offensive. So perhaps the only difficult decision I had was choosing which group of people to talk about.

Well there’s a dying adult webmaster forum that’s still filled with characters that haven’t realized that the year 2005 is over. I’m talking about a forum called GFY.com (Go Fuck yourself). This forum is struggling to stay relevant in the porn industry but to its credit I get better technical advice from its members than I do from big tech companies.

GFY has a never ending argument going on between Bidon fans and Trump fans. It doesn’t matter what the topic is, eventually it’s either all Trump or all Bidon’s fault and everyone that listens to them. Today’s hot topic is “Why didn’t Trump fans save the homeless?” Or maybe it was called “We have homeless people because of Trump” Or maybe it was called “Bidon tripped on the steps and Cameltoe Harris smoked joint so we’ve got homeless” Or more probably I don’t really give a damn what the thread is called and I’m being mocking asshole. Feel free to check it out for yourselves.

There’s this guy that calls himself, Rochard. Which consequently, is a good French name and if he’s French it would explain why he’s wants to have gay sex with Justin Verlander and in fact he really wants Mr. Verlander’s cock up his ass. Now I should point out that there’s nothing wrong with being homosexual and I’m sure Justin Verlander’s wife might enjoy watching her husband fuck Rochard in the ass. My only complaint is that I don’t know who Justin Verlander is and I doubt that his wife is going to let a greedy pornographer like me film her dildo’n her twat while watching GFY’s resident Roach gets his bung hole plowed.

So Rochard starts off with his usual way of passive aggressivity by asking why Donald Trump never rid the earth of homeless people or at least send them all Christmas cards. Which was quickly answered by another member named Crockett that said he wants to fuck all Republicans in the end with no more foreplay games. I don’t know why but I get the feeling that this Crockett isn’t the same Crocket that starred in Miami Vice. Or maybe he is and this is why drugs are bad mmmkay? (oopps different show)

Just the same, I’m guessing that Crockett is bisexual or is it now called pansexual? Or is pansexual reserved purely for people that get turned on by cooking utensils and shows? Regardless I don’t think anyone is going to invite me over for dinner.

So I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Cricket and Rocky are most likely political-sexuals. Crockett enjoys going straight to the A with Republicans of all genders while Democrats Dildo themselves. As for Rocky he prefers more intimate scenarios where celebrity supporting Democrats do him in the ass while their spouses finish by jerking off on him.

Honestly, I think Rochard and Crockett should run for President and Vice President in 2024. Or at least do a reboot of Miami Vice.

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